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Excuse me, excuse me. That’s called a buttaface, OK? Just so you understand. The term is buttaface, OK? But Matt, Matt Gaetz, is terrific. He’s terrific. Great guy, loves America. He loves Eh-mer-icah, and so do I. So do I, if you want to know the truth. |
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There's a bizarre story making the rounds this weekend. Gaetz claims he was swindled after he wired $155k to purchase a 41 ft sailboat. He had the old name scraped off it and had renamed it "Thirsty", I guess in honor of Ginger Luckey. Whose money? Maybe it's his way of sending money off shore in preparation for a life abroad. I guess it's a bad sign if his bank accounts aren't frozen.
https://wreg.com/news/rep-matt-gaetz-fiancee-claim-money-for-florida-yacht-deal-went-missing/
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There’s a lotta love. A lotta love. It’s love like nobody’s evah seen before. So much love. And so loving. So we’re taking a look. We’re taking a look at reinstatement. They call it reinstatement, OK? It’s a reinstating. A reinstating of the actual winnah, OK? The actual winnah. Because, frankly, we did win this election. Just so you understand. |