Amazon unveils first look at HQ2 - the Helix

[Anonymous]

I hate it. But I suppose it’s better than the currently massively depressing crystal city.

[Anonymous]

Ew it looks like a poop

[Anonymous]

Stairway to Heaven! It’s beautiful

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kind of reminds me of the Vessel in NYC, but will actually serve a purpose. I bet this becomes a tourist / instagram attraction.

With it being right on the river - there's no doubt.

They closed access to the Vessel because people were committing suicide in it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Soft Serve!

Just need sprinkles!

[Anonymous]

Gross, what's that THING in the middle?!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gross, what's that THING in the middle?!!

clitoris?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gross, what's that THING in the middle?!!

clitoris?

Okay, well, now I like it more. We have enough phallic buildings around. Time for a change.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gross, what's that THING in the middle?!!

clitoris?

I think you may need to see a doctor if your clitoris looks like that.

[Anonymous]

View on the Potomac

[Anonymous]

It looks like the tip of a screwdriver accidentally busted through from the other side of the world. Like we’re getting screwed with all their knock-off crap from China... is that what they’re going for?

[Anonymous]

I see a unicorn horn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see a unicorn horn.

They should shoot rainbow lights out of the top.

[Anonymous]

I love it. The outside is a hiking trail.

[Anonymous]

Very cool, but also maybe a needless target for those across the river.