FYI - “it’s not my weed, I’m holding it for X” is a lie

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Parents who believe that are my favorite!

Signed,
A Criminal Defense Attorney

I’m a prosecutor. Almost as good as a cop finding drugs in someone’s pants. “These aren’t my pants.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lol so true.

We still joke about my mom’s friend’s son who was holding a cigarette for someone else.

Was t this a Brady Bunch episode?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't tell if OP is a teen who thought that a parent would actually buy this excuse or if OP is a parent who is just incredibly naive.

OP here.

I’m parent who was told from another parent that she found my son’s weed. When I told her she was mistaken, she implied my son was the one lying. I’m not saying he’s an innocent angel, but the weed in question is not his. The friend gave my son a heads up via text.

LOL how did she react when you showed her the text?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Parents who believe that are my favorite!

Signed,
A Criminal Defense Attorney

Lol. Yes and cops don't care if it's someone else's. You're holding it, your problem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha! One of the oldest lies in history!

And the cliched plot point on many a family sitcom episode

[Anonymous]

Its decriminalized now, so thanks to that you dont have a leg to stand on, depending on the state I guess. Doesnt matter who it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Its decriminalized now, so thanks to that you dont have a leg to stand on, depending on the state I guess. Doesnt matter who it is.

It's as illegal as alcohol for minors. Parents can proceed accordingly

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Its decriminalized now, so thanks to that you dont have a leg to stand on, depending on the state I guess. Doesnt matter who it is.

You still get a fine, and depending how much you have or if it's a 2nd offense, it's a possible misdemeanor.

Maryland: https://norml.org/laws/item/maryland-penalties-2

Virginia: https://norml.org/laws/item/virginia-penalties-2

Even in DC, minors will be ticketed.