Bruce Willis is self-quaranting with Demi Moore

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He was probably in LA or NY or wherever they are and it was safer to hunker down than fly back.

Maybe he was with them celebrating a birthday or special event and got stuck?

His wife doesn’t mind, so neither should you.

Ummm, this isn't some kind of natural disaster where everyone was cut off from their families by an earthquake.

Cars still exist. As do helicopters.

Also...Bruce lives in Brentwood Hills with his wife and two kids.

Guess whose house is a 22-minute drive away?

That's right - DEMI MOORE'S.

[Anonymous]

The pjs were probably leftover from Christmas. My SIL's little sister is best friends with Rumer. I think she's 33-ish.

[Anonymous]

In fairness, he is in the "high risk" category. He is 65. The virus doesn't care if you are a good looking or super fit 65, your lungs are still 65.

My dad is a marathoner at 61. He is super fit. But he still is very very cautious and wary of this, and he should be, compared to a 30 year old

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In fairness, he is in the "high risk" category. He is 65. The virus doesn't care if you are a good looking or super fit 65, your lungs are still 65.

My dad is a marathoner at 61. He is super fit. But he still is very very cautious and wary of this, and he should be, compared to a 30 year old

So...all geriatric parents/spouses are to immediately self-isolate from anyone younger than 18 is what you're saying? They're also absolved from parental responsibilities for the foreseeable future?

That's a lot of marriages about to break-up.

I mean...Trump needs to kick Barron and Melania out immediately to start with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In fairness, he is in the "high risk" category. He is 65. The virus doesn't care if you are a good looking or super fit 65, your lungs are still 65.

My dad is a marathoner at 61. He is super fit. But he still is very very cautious and wary of this, and he should be, compared to a 30 year old

So...all geriatric parents/spouses are to immediately self-isolate from anyone younger than 18 is what you're saying? They're also absolved from parental responsibilities for the foreseeable future?

That's a lot of marriages about to break-up.

I mean...Trump needs to kick Barron and Melania out immediately to start with.

Have we heard a single peep from Melania in the past month? Guessing she's hiding out somewhere far, far away from him.

[Anonymous]

Maybe new wife is an anti-vaxxer. Maybe they were on the rocks already. It's not our business.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In fairness, he is in the "high risk" category. He is 65. The virus doesn't care if you are a good looking or super fit 65, your lungs are still 65.

My dad is a marathoner at 61. He is super fit. But he still is very very cautious and wary of this, and he should be, compared to a 30 year old

So...all geriatric parents/spouses are to immediately self-isolate from anyone younger than 18 is what you're saying? They're also absolved from parental responsibilities for the foreseeable future?

That's a lot of marriages about to break-up.

I mean...Trump needs to kick Barron and Melania out immediately to start with.

Have we heard a single peep from Melania in the past month? Guessing she's hiding out somewhere far, far away from him.

She showed up - on video no less - the day before yesterday. So it looks like she's staying at the WH...maybe.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe the new wife and kids have been exposed when Bruce wasn't around so they sent him to Demi's? Or visa versa?

So...he left her alone to take care of sick and homeschooled kids?

This makes nooooooooooooooo sense.

Wow. She looks a lot like Demi. Sort of a poor man's Demi.

Weird.

Right??? I thought this too.

This seems to be what happens when men trade in for a newer model...

[Anonymous]

Who is the rakish old dude in the far left of the pajama photo??

Their pajama-clad butler??

[Anonymous]

It's obvious that Bruce is still in love with Demi and they are trying to get back together. In the meantime, he married someone that vaguely reminded him of her so that he would always be ready to go back when she was ready for him.

[Anonymous]

Gross.

[Anonymous]

Bruce Willis is a reasonably attractive men who marries attractive women and yet produces remarkably unattractive children. Go figure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bruce Willis is a reasonably attractive men who marries attractive women and yet produces remarkably unattractive children. Go figure.

*man

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe the new wife and kids have been exposed when Bruce wasn't around so they sent him to Demi's? Or visa versa?

So...he left her alone to take care of sick and homeschooled kids?

This makes nooooooooooooooo sense.

Wow. She looks a lot like Demi. Sort of a poor man's Demi.

Weird.

Right??? I thought this too.

This seems to be what happens when men trade in for a newer model...

I’ve seen them IRL, and she’s gorgeous and looks nothing like Demi. Granted, I have not seen Demi IRL, so maybe you are right.

[Anonymous]

He has always been a utter jerk. Nothing new here.