Thinking of Summoning Elf on Shelf to return to help maintain good behavior

[Anonymous]

Sounds like a parenting class would be more helpful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Do it, but you need add do a mock up of the virus he can hold, and he should be called the Corona Elf. I’ve created a shrine in our house to Our Lady of the Cave, the Honorable Corona-Chan (google for images), and we pay respects several times per day. That seems to work on my kids.

WHAT??!! 🤣🤣 This is objectively hilarious

[Anonymous]

You need to bring his cousin the Corona elf. Give him a tear drop face tattoo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need to bring his cousin the Corona elf. Give him a tear drop face tattoo.

Oh and jorts and brass knuckles. COVID Elf doesn't play.