Where are the cougars at?

[Anonymous]

Coach for a kids' sport is actually a great idea. The other moms and I definitely check out the hot travel coaches. (though 23 would be too young for most of us.)

[Anonymous]

Any restaurant bar in Bethesda.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Coach for a kids' sport is actually a great idea. The other moms and I definitely check out the hot travel coaches. (though 23 would be too young for most of us.)

This!

I played hockey in college and afterwords coached kids hockey because I loved the sport and enjoyed helping people get into it. I just coached on Rec teams but we still traveled for tournaments at least once a month. The moms were always really nice and some of them were flirty. I had a thing going with one of them. She was a single, professional, parent and I’m assuming didn’t get much personal time. She was really hot and always found a way into my room after a few drinks. That was a long time ago but I remember she loved being on top and was a headboard grabber! Lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Knightnight wrote:Best way for a fit 23yr old to meet a milf?

Start by learning not to end a sentence in a preposition, especially “at.”

+1000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Knightnight wrote:Best way for a fit 23yr old to meet a milf?

Start by learning not to end a sentence in a preposition, especially “at.”

I cringed

I thought it made him sound legit.

[Anonymous]

I played hockey in college and afterwords coached kids hockey because I loved the sport and enjoyed helping people get into it. I just coached on Rec teams but we still traveled for tournaments at least once a month. The moms were always really nice and some of them were flirty. I had a thing going with one of them. She was a single, professional, parent and I’m assuming didn’t get much personal time. She was really hot and always found a way into my room after a few drinks. That was a long time ago but I remember she loved being on top and was a headboard grabber! Lol.

OMG. My mom used to slip away from our room when we traveled for hockey tournaments because she said she needed to "work out". She always came back with her hair messed up and sweaty so I did not think too much about it, until I went looking for her in the hotel gym and could not find her.

She had my little sister about nine months after my last tournament and, man, that little girl can play hockey. I always wondered where she came from. And now I know.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I played hockey in college and afterwords coached kids hockey because I loved the sport and enjoyed helping people get into it. I just coached on Rec teams but we still traveled for tournaments at least once a month. The moms were always really nice and some of them were flirty. I had a thing going with one of them. She was a single, professional, parent and I’m assuming didn’t get much personal time. She was really hot and always found a way into my room after a few drinks. That was a long time ago but I remember she loved being on top and was a headboard grabber! Lol.

OMG. My mom used to slip away from our room when we traveled for hockey tournaments because she said she needed to "work out". She always came back with her hair messed up and sweaty so I did not think too much about it, until I went looking for her in the hotel gym and could not find her.

She had my little sister about nine months after my last tournament and, man, that little girl can play hockey. I always wondered where she came from. And now I know.

LOL!

Were you playing knee hockey with the other kids when she went to work out? And did you spend the night in your hockey friends rooms most nights?

[Anonymous]

Tinder.

[Anonymous]

LOL!

Were you playing knee hockey with the other kids when she went to work out? And did you spend the night in your hockey friends rooms most nights?

I was normally alone in my room either reading the Bible or reading about great hockey players (You are the man, Wanye G.)

I always wondered why mom bought her "workout clothes" from Victora's Secret and not sporting goods stores like the other moms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

LOL!

Were you playing knee hockey with the other kids when she went to work out? And did you spend the night in your hockey friends rooms most nights?

I was normally alone in my room either reading the Bible or reading about great hockey players (You are the man, Wanye G.)

I always wondered why mom bought her "workout clothes" from Victora's Secret and not sporting goods stores like the other moms.

Well, if its any consolation (and if we’re talking about the same person) she still got a great workout.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

I played hockey in college and afterwords coached kids hockey because I loved the sport and enjoyed helping people get into it. I just coached on Rec teams but we still traveled for tournaments at least once a month. The moms were always really nice and some of them were flirty. I had a thing going with one of them. She was a single, professional, parent and I’m assuming didn’t get much personal time. She was really hot and always found a way into my room after a few drinks. That was a long time ago but I remember she loved being on top and was a headboard grabber! Lol.

OMG. My mom used to slip away from our room when we traveled for hockey tournaments because she said she needed to "work out". She always came back with her hair messed up and sweaty so I did not think too much about it, until I went looking for her in the hotel gym and could not find her.

She had my little sister about nine months after my last tournament and, man, that little girl can play hockey. I always wondered where she came from. And now I know.

This has to be a troll post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Knightnight wrote:Best way for a fit 23yr old to meet a milf?

Start by learning not to end a sentence in a preposition, especially “at.”

NP here, 42 and that's was the first thing I caught as well

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I played hockey in college and afterwords coached kids hockey because I loved the sport and enjoyed helping people get into it. I just coached on Rec teams but we still traveled for tournaments at least once a month. The moms were always really nice and some of them were flirty. I had a thing going with one of them. She was a single, professional, parent and I’m assuming didn’t get much personal time. She was really hot and always found a way into my room after a few drinks. That was a long time ago but I remember she loved being on top and was a headboard grabber! Lol.

OMG. My mom used to slip away from our room when we traveled for hockey tournaments because she said she needed to "work out". She always came back with her hair messed up and sweaty so I did not think too much about it, until I went looking for her in the hotel gym and could not find her.

She had my little sister about nine months after my last tournament and, man, that little girl can play hockey. I always wondered where she came from. And now I know.

This has to be a troll post.

Are you serious? Do you have no sense of humor whatsoever?

[Anonymous]

Call your mom and ask her what she’s doing tonight.

[Knightnight]

You all are actually hilarious! This made my day