Trump slurring, talking about light bulbs and looking orange

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let me suggest more fiber.

That is not the problem.

It is true that newer toilets need to be flushed multiple times. Kind of defeats the purpose of "low-flow" toilets.

No, those are the old new toilets. The new new toilets work fine.

But this isn't something I would ramble on about in front of the press. Personally.

You have a functioning brain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let me suggest more fiber.

That is not the problem.

It is true that newer toilets need to be flushed multiple times. Kind of defeats the purpose of "low-flow" toilets.

Lol, I have three toilets. One from 2018, one from the 80's and one from the 50's. The newest one works by the far the best. Yes, sometimes there are streaks but it never clogs. Low flush technology has improved vastly over the years. The jokes about low flush needing to be flushed twice is as dates as a tanning bed.

[Anonymous]

Can you imagine being the other people at that conference table having to listen to this guy talk about his enormous poops and how he's going to get the EPA to do something about it?

[Anonymous]

I can relate to his discussion … and I VOTE!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This really is an indictment of McDonalds and KFC. 10-15 flushes to get it down?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's also complaining about the WH toilets having to be flushed more than once

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1203038357179289606

Trump expresses frustration about water efficiency, says sinks don’t have enough pressure and people have to flush toilets multiple times. He says he has directed the EPA to look at opening up water standards. It’s called rain, he says, referring to states with lots of water.

He must be taking some pretty huge craps.

[Anonymous]

He’s orange because of that dam$ makeup he slaters in (the housekeepers mentioned it’s orange hue in The Post article). He’s like the Heat Miser.

[Anonymous]

This is the guy some weirdos think is the model of manhood

[Anonymous]

Slathers on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's also complaining about the WH toilets having to be flushed more than once

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1203038357179289606

Trump expresses frustration about water efficiency, says sinks don’t have enough pressure and people have to flush toilets multiple times. He says he has directed the EPA to look at opening up water standards. It’s called rain, he says, referring to states with lots of water.

He must be taking some pretty huge craps.

and very strong drugs, i reckon

[Anonymous]

Actually the toilet and light bulb situations are the only things he seems to have a good grasp of.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can relate to his discussion … and I VOTE!

You and Trump just need a good sturdy poop knife, problem solved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He's also complaining about the WH toilets having to be flushed more than once

https://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1203038357179289606

Trump expresses frustration about water efficiency, says sinks don’t have enough pressure and people have to flush toilets multiple times. He says he has directed the EPA to look at opening up water standards. It’s called rain, he says, referring to states with lots of water.

He must be taking some pretty huge craps.

Anyone remember The Practice, and the guy being charged by the city for his legacy toilet and his problem with "floaters"? Who is it that said Trump always sits like he's on the crapper?

[Anonymous]

Taking huge poops daily is a hallmark of a good digestive system and lots of fiber intake.

The keto/protein diet folks are the ones with the problem. Crapping a compressed, dry, iron bar every three or four days, that's a recipe for colon cancer from reduced throughput, and rectal prolapse from straining to poop . Holding all those toxins inside for days isn't good either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Taking huge poops daily is a hallmark of a good digestive system and lots of fiber intake.

The keto/protein diet folks are the ones with the problem. Crapping a compressed, dry, iron bar every three or four days, that's a recipe for colon cancer from reduced throughput, and rectal prolapse from straining to poop . Holding all those toxins inside for days isn't good either.

I guess you don't know anyone who is on a keto or high protein diet...