Weird spouse behavior (little things)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Instead of putting on her socks and then her shoes (as God intended), DW puts one one sock and then one shoe and then the other sock and the other shoe.

Bizarre.

This was an All In The Family episode.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Instead of putting on her socks and then her shoes (as God intended), DW puts one one sock and then one shoe and then the other sock and the other shoe.

Bizarre.

Oh wow lol. That is really odd!

[Anonymous]

I can’t use the toilet or take a shower in my own home without the bathroom door locked - even when home alone. DH thinks this is weird.

DH loves to vacuum. He vacuums every night. I think this is very weird.

[Anonymous]

I wear the same thing to work every day - black pants and a white blouse. I have five pairs of black pants and six identical white blouses. It just makes life so much easier. I’m a teacher. DH (and everyone probably) think this is weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH likes milk but not on dry cereal. Cheerios, Total, granola, et al are eaten dry with a side glass of milk. That’s weird.

My 16 year old son does this. And he loves milk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wear the same thing to work every day - black pants and a white blouse. I have five pairs of black pants and six identical white blouses. It just makes life so much easier. I’m a teacher. DH (and everyone probably) think this is weird.

Lots of famous, successful people have done this. Albert Einstein had seven identical pants, shirts, ties and jackets. Steve Jobs did this too. So does Mark Zuckerberg.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can’t use the toilet or take a shower in my own home without the bathroom door locked - even when home alone. DH thinks this is weird.

DH loves to vacuum. He vacuums every night. I think this is very weird.

I would die and go to heaven if my DH vacuumed every night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:For him: he likes the watery part of salsa. Will either dip the chip in just the juice or put chips on a plate, spoon salsa on top, then brush off the salsa and just eat the juice marinated chip

Me: I never fully finish a drink and will have 2-3 drinks with me that will always have 1/4 left. At dinner tonight I had water, a tea, and a glass of wine. None of which got totally finished. I swear it's from my older brother convincing me as kids that the last few sips are just spit and backwash

I do this too. I hate the texture of raw tomatoes, but love the flavor.

To get around this, I buy a jar of salsa, dump it all in the blender, puree it, then dump it all back in the original jar. Yum!

[n.walker]

My SO HAS to smell everything. EVERYTHING. If he takes off his socks at the end of the day, if he wipes something off one of our children's face, if he rubs his hands through his hair. Drives me crazy lol. He's so bougie omg....he cringes if i buy anything for our kids from the thrift store, only wants me to shop name brand. wont eat any food in the fridge after 4 days, is the loudest human ive ever met, has to always have 'juice' in the house. iced tea, some kinda fruity juice whatever. i'm gonna stop now love you babe >.<

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wear the same thing to work every day - black pants and a white blouse. I have five pairs of black pants and six identical white blouses. It just makes life so much easier. I’m a teacher. DH (and everyone probably) think this is weird.

I find this weird and off-putting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wear the same thing to work every day - black pants and a white blouse. I have five pairs of black pants and six identical white blouses. It just makes life so much easier. I’m a teacher. DH (and everyone probably) think this is weird.

I find this weird and off-putting.

Nah. It's just one thing that she doesn't care about eliminated. It's brilliant.
I haven't changed my hairstyle in 30 years. Just more grays to cover.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wear the same thing to work every day - black pants and a white blouse. I have five pairs of black pants and six identical white blouses. It just makes life so much easier. I’m a teacher. DH (and everyone probably) think this is weird.

I find this weird and off-putting.

It’s also a Seinfeld episode.
“Does she only have one dress or a bunch of identical dresses?”

[Anonymous]

My husband thinks it’s super weird that I put on deodorant before exercising. He says I’m just going to get sweaty anyway. I say that’s the point of the deodorant. We literally had this conversation every morning.