Will girls like me if I learn the accordion

[Anonymous]

I’m not all bubbly like Myron Floren but he was a famous accordion player

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

So, tuba then ?

[Anonymous]

Well, the admin assistant who had an affair with my now ex-husband was married to an accordion player, so...... and my ex husband is an overweight middle manager at a mundane govt agency.

Still think the accordion player comes out on top in this scenario.

[Anonymous]

No. But my former roommate might want to hire you. She's a singer and her longtime accordion player has gotten super flaky in recent years. And maybe you'd book gigs and meet someone that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

I remember awhile back someone claimed their DH had the best oral skills because he played the trumpet. So maybe take up a brass instrument? Although, please don't blow, that doesn't sound fun.

[Anonymous]

In Heaven you get a harp. In Hell, an accordion.

[Anonymous]

I used to have a fwb who played the theremin. It takes a special sort....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You need mad oral skills.

I remember awhile back someone claimed their DH had the best oral skills because he played the trumpet. So maybe take up a brass instrument? Although, please don't blow, that doesn't sound fun.

Yep. Husband plays clarinet.

[Anonymous]

This is the dream. Yes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Accordian, yes. Theramin, get used to celibacy.