| Mostly I don't. |
| She spends money on me. |
| Her soft moans building to a earth moving orgasm... |
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F*** me eyes
-woman who only does it when that’s what I’m thinking |
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You take her on a dinner date.
When she starts reaching under your napkin to find a fork that was never missing then you know. |
| After meeting her at a party (we talked for hours) and not calling her in the next day or two (this was in college pre social media) she bitched to her friends about it. One of them hinted that I better not screw this up. I called. She eventually became my wife. I'm not the most aware guy in the world, certainly not back then, so that was a helpful assist. |
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How do I know a woman is interested in me?
I meet her, and a couple of years later, I smack my forehead and say to myself, "you oblivious idiot, she totally wanted you, why didn't you see it???" |
| Most women I dated asked me out. I'm really clueless, which has caused problems when DW senses someone is hitting on me and I am oblivious to it and don't act to stop it. |
| Simple: when I ask her out and she says yes or when she asks me out. Otherwise I can be pretty clueless about mating calls. |
| After she and the notary signs the agreement stating neither is harassing and has intentions other than courtesy |
| It complies with the instruction to place the lotion in the basket. |
| She finds some reason to give me her number or keeps touching me. She asks if I'm seeing anyone or some personal question like that. A lot of them just tell me. |