Danielle Stella arrested for shoplifting

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’s a GOP candidate for office! She says she “doesn’t remember” walking out of Target with 2300$ of goods having scanned only 50$ worth, and is blaming her shoplifting on PTSD and anxiety.

Last month Stella officially registered with the Federal Election Commission as a candidate for the Republican nomination in Minnesota’s fifth congressional district. She later spoke at the “Demand Free Speech” rally in Washington.

She obviously likes free stuff.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How many shopping carts do you need to accumulate $2000 worth of stuff at Target?

A hand basket in the electronics department.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many shopping carts do you need to accumulate $2000 worth of stuff at Target?

A hand basket in the electronics department.

DP, but one of the accounts I read said she tried to steal 249 items. What in the world could she have been trying to steal that she thought she could smuggle out 249 items?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many shopping carts do you need to accumulate $2000 worth of stuff at Target?

A hand basket in the electronics department.

DP, but one of the accounts I read said she tried to steal 249 items. What in the world could she have been trying to steal that she thought she could smuggle out 249 items?

Sorry, looks like it was actually 279 items. What were they?!? This question is killing me.

At least for the grocery store we know it was $40 worth of cat food and cat tick spray. Was she trying to steal 279 cat toys at Target? Is she a crazy cat lady?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How many shopping carts do you need to accumulate $2000 worth of stuff at Target?

A hand basket in the electronics department.

DP, but one of the accounts I read said she tried to steal 249 items. What in the world could she have been trying to steal that she thought she could smuggle out 249 items?

Sorry, looks like it was actually 279 items. What were they?!? This question is killing me.

At least for the grocery store we know it was $40 worth of cat food and cat tick spray. Was she trying to steal 279 cat toys at Target? Is she a crazy cat lady?

As a crazy cat lady myself let me just put the brakes on this line of questioning here bud

[Anonymous]

Maybe she tried to hide 8 XBox consoles under 271 packs of gum?

[Anonymous]

you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

I also suffered a violent assault more than ten years ago, yet I still manage to pay for what I get from Target.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

If she can’t handle the checkout lane then maybe she isn’t quite ready for public service.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

You get free stuff from Target if you've suffered a violent assault? Where's my freebie card?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

You get free stuff from Target if you've suffered a violent assault? Where's my freebie card?

You only get it if you're white and trying to disempower a brown person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:you people are shaming a victim of violent assault

You get free stuff from Target if you've suffered a violent assault? Where's my freebie card?

You only get it if you're white and trying to disempower a brown person.

Damn, where's a brown person I can disempower? I want free stuff.

[Anonymous]

This woman is crazy. The best part is how she changed her name supposedly to protect her privacy because she was the victim of a violent crime but now is deliberately making a public figure of herself. Lady, whomever you claim you're trying to hide from is going to recognize you when you're all over the local news as you campaign for office.

[Anonymous]

Oh my. I’d hadnt yet heard her speak. https://mobile.twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1154952656923824129

This is the OP of this thread; I assume she’ll keep doing weird crap for the entire election cycle.

[Anonymous]

The comments on that twitter page. Haw haw haw.