What happens if you eat too much fresh pineapple?
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Anonymous
| Too much acid on tooth enamel plus loose bowels. It will put a dent in your social life. |
Anonymous
| Makes me have an upset digestive system. |
Anonymous
Me too! It's my favorite fruit, but I have to eat it in moderation. |
Anonymous
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Lol I mean I think it’s a lot of sugar but you probably won’t eat as much as me & DH on our honeymoon.
We went a pineapple plantation tour and it was supposed to include one pineapple. Instead there were ripe ones they weren’t going to be able to pick so we left with as many as we could carry 
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Anonymous
| Sores in your moth, cavities, rash, flabby midsection |
Anonymous
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You die (according to this gravestone in Calcutta!):
https://blogs.bl.uk/untoldlives/2016/02/expired-from-eating-too-many-pineapples.html |
Anonymous
| Am I the only one here who knows the real reason you are asking this questions? Favorite bird must be the swallow. |
Anonymous
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I did eat most of a pineapple in one sitting when I was past my due date in the desperate hope it would trigger labor. What happened?
-My mouth burned so much from the acidity I eventually had to stop and couldn't finish it. -I pooped my brains out -I did not go into labor for another week. Mission fail. |
Anonymous
Pineapple has enzyme that tenderize meat by kind of sort of melting it gradually.. so beware, you will eat too much of it and you will melt down.. and or disappear completely!!! stay away from a pineapples!
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Anonymous
| Rash around my mouth |
Anonymous
| I get canker sores. |
Anonymous
| You will melt from the inside. It is like Ebola, but without the virus. |
Anonymous
| Probably not good for your teeth. Mine were so sensitive for a long time after I ate too much one summer. |
Anonymous
Wow, such a fun memory  Where was this?
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Anonymous
| Some of the answers are so funny. I needed the laugh! |