s/o What’s your favorite mayonnaise?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every word in the OP's title question is misspelled. OP, I know you're not illiterate based on your opening post. Is it just autocorrect? Typing too fast? What? It distracts from your question. And no, I'm not a spelling Nazi. Just genuinely curious.

Funny.

Yes! It’s my damn phone!! It’s a bad combo of the text being too small and autocorrect. I saw it once I pressed submit. Can I blame it on bad Mayo? I wish dcum had an edit feature. Sorry spelling nazis! It is going to drive me insane too.

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[Anonymous]

sriracha mayo- amazing stuff

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Every word in the OP's title question is misspelled. OP, I know you're not illiterate based on your opening post. Is it just autocorrect? Typing too fast? What? It distracts from your question. And no, I'm not a spelling Nazi. Just genuinely curious.

Mayonnaise fingers

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are there any Dukes users who used to use and love Hellmann's? I think that is relevant...OP says she is a Hellmann's girl. We need to hear from people who also loved Hellmann's and found a better mayonnaise.

I'm ok with both, Hellman's and Duke's

Tried Kraft and miracle whip - never again.

Haven't tried Heinz yet

Funny, I'm usually pretty easy on brands, can get store brand of almost anything, I shop at Aldi. Hovewer, I'm very picky about my mayo for some reason

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NOT whole foods brand.

You either have to go full corporate (Kraft, Hellmans) or make it yourself. Nothing in between.

As for homemade - I'll never forget the taste of homemade mayo my middle school best friend's mom made from scratch. She was from Georgia. It just seemed so amazingly ... decorative? foreign? compared to my home life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Every word in the OP's title question is misspelled. OP, I know you're not illiterate based on your opening post. Is it just autocorrect? Typing too fast? What? It distracts from your question. And no, I'm not a spelling Nazi. Just genuinely curious.

Mayonnaise fingers

OP is drunk posting about mayo. She's having a delish BLT right now.

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I make my own. It takes about a minute using a stick blender.

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I grew up calling Miracle Whip "mayonnaise". It wasn't until I was grown that I tried actual mayo and realized I don't like it. After years of Miracle Whip, real mayo seems too greasy and bland.

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Anonymous wrote:Hellmann’s Mayo.
Heinz Ketchup.
Everything else is negotiable.

This. I’m trying to eat keto but I am too brand loyal to quit these two.

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Is sugar added to Miracle Whip? What exactly is that stuff? (I honestly don't know, never had it.)

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Dukes!

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Anything except whole foods brand

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Is this what white people post about in the food forum, mayonnaise? Lol. What's next, your fave bland casserole? Teasing, but funny.

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Anonymous wrote:Is sugar added to Miracle Whip? What exactly is that stuff? (I honestly don't know, never had it.)

It contains high fructose corn syrup, but I think it's more tangy than sweet.

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I tried Dukes after all the raves. Gross. As is Miracle Whip. Same goes for Heinz 57. Just disgusting condiments hanging out there trying to look sexy.