Embarrassed beyond belief!

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My wife says this happened twice when she was in high school. 30 years later she's still (clearly) a bit freaked out by the incident because it's come up a few times

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Anonymous wrote:My wife says this happened twice when she was in high school. 30 years later she's still (clearly) a bit freaked out by the incident because it's come up a few times

Meaning her parents of course

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Anonymous wrote:I'm sure this has happened to many of you but maybe not to this craziness. A few nights ago, after forgetting to lock our door, my 5YO son came into our room while my DH and I were in the middle of sex with me on top. I have no idea how long he was there but I suddenly hear this little voice say "mommy, what are you doing?" While freaked out I quickly said "Mommy and Daddy are playing horsey" and then I put him back to bed. Yesterday he had a play date at a friends and afterwards the mom said "___ said that his mommy and daddy like to play horsey!". My attempt at coming up with a different story failed miserably. I begged her not to repeat the story but we'll see! I guess I should have said "nothing!"

The other mother is probably impressed that you still have sex.

I am about to get divorced and that is going to hurt my kid a lot more than seeing us have sex would have, so just be glad you still love each other.

This is a good point. I'm going to use it...

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Anonymous wrote:hah. Why didn't the other mom and you just have a big laugh?? Obviously everyone has sex and nearly everyone gets walked in on sometimes.

You have not been in my house recently

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Anonymous wrote:This happened to us when my son was 5-6 years old. He was watching cartoons in the living room. My wife and I have a habbit of laying in bed on Saturday/Sunday and drinking coffee and talking. She’ll usually get on top of me and sexily stretch as we talk and drink our coffee.

One morning she was joking around teasing me while doing this and it turned into full on go time. She was on top, head back while holding my hands on her boobs WORKING IT. My son busted through the door wanting something. We did our best to look like nothing was going on and he luckily he didn’t seem to notice. He went back to watch cartoons and figured that we’re going to owe him some counciling.

Ultimately, your marriage is one of the cornerstones of your child’s wellbeing and mental health. You need to be a good partner to your spouse as much as you need to be a good parent to your children. A kid walking in on you is much better than having to sit your kids down for a “mommy and daddy are getting a divorce” conversation.

Wow, your weekend morning ritual sounds fun! My DH just grabs his phone first thing and it’s impossible to get his attention away from it. Jealous!

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About 15 years ago we were doing a big construction project at our house and our youngest daughter slept on a bed in our room for about two months which clearly posed a problem for our sex life. I arranged many sleepovers for her and it was so easy once I told the other moms the reason why. The only problem was my daughter got tired of sleepovers! We were all very happy when the project was done.

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Anonymous wrote:This happened to us when my son was 5-6 years old. He was watching cartoons in the living room. My wife and I have a habbit of laying in bed on Saturday/Sunday and drinking coffee and talking. She’ll usually get on top of me and sexily stretch as we talk and drink our coffee.

One morning she was joking around teasing me while doing this and it turned into full on go time. She was on top, head back while holding my hands on her boobs WORKING IT. My son busted through the door wanting something. We did our best to look like nothing was going on and he luckily he didn’t seem to notice. He went back to watch cartoons and figured that we’re going to owe him some counciling.

Ultimately, your marriage is one of the cornerstones of your child’s wellbeing and mental health. You need to be a good partner to your spouse as much as you need to be a good parent to your children. A kid walking in on you is much better than having to sit your kids down for a “mommy and daddy are getting a divorce” conversation.

Wow, your weekend morning ritual sounds fun! My DH just grabs his phone first thing and it’s impossible to get his attention away from it. Jealous!

I certainly enjoy it! I’m usually pitching a tent by the time I have to go get a second cup for us.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This happened to us when my son was 5-6 years old. He was watching cartoons in the living room. My wife and I have a habbit of laying in bed on Saturday/Sunday and drinking coffee and talking. She’ll usually get on top of me and sexily stretch as we talk and drink our coffee.

One morning she was joking around teasing me while doing this and it turned into full on go time. She was on top, head back while holding my hands on her boobs WORKING IT. My son busted through the door wanting something. We did our best to look like nothing was going on and he luckily he didn’t seem to notice. He went back to watch cartoons and figured that we’re going to owe him some counciling.

Ultimately, your marriage is one of the cornerstones of your child’s wellbeing and mental health. You need to be a good partner to your spouse as much as you need to be a good parent to your children. A kid walking in on you is much better than having to sit your kids down for a “mommy and daddy are getting a divorce” conversation.

Wow, your weekend morning ritual sounds fun! My DH just grabs his phone first thing and it’s impossible to get his attention away from it. Jealous!

I certainly enjoy it! I’m usually pitching a tent by the time I have to go get a second cup for us.

And, I’ll also say that she wears very little to bed. I won’t miss our weekend morning conversations and skin on skin time without good reason.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm sure this has happened to many of you but maybe not to this craziness. A few nights ago, after forgetting to lock our door, my 5YO son came into our room while my DH and I were in the middle of sex with me on top. I have no idea how long he was there but I suddenly hear this little voice say "mommy, what are you doing?" While freaked out I quickly said "Mommy and Daddy are playing horsey" and then I put him back to bed. Yesterday he had a play date at a friends and afterwards the mom said "___ said that his mommy and daddy like to play horsey!". My attempt at coming up with a different story failed miserably. I begged her not to repeat the story but we'll see! I guess I should have said "nothing!"

That is odd the mom brought it up.
Normal people with etiquette and social skills woukd know better.

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Anonymous wrote:hah. Why didn't the other mom and you just have a big laugh?? Obviously everyone has sex and nearly everyone gets walked in on sometimes.

This. I recall that there was a thread about embarrassing parenting moments on DCUM. One woman said her phone vibrated and her son said loudly "mom, your phone sounds just like your special toy." It happens. You just have to laugh about it and think well good thing I wasn't giving him a blow job!!!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure this has happened to many of you but maybe not to this craziness. A few nights ago, after forgetting to lock our door, my 5YO son came into our room while my DH and I were in the middle of sex with me on top. I have no idea how long he was there but I suddenly hear this little voice say "mommy, what are you doing?" While freaked out I quickly said "Mommy and Daddy are playing horsey" and then I put him back to bed. Yesterday he had a play date at a friends and afterwards the mom said "___ said that his mommy and daddy like to play horsey!". My attempt at coming up with a different story failed miserably. I begged her not to repeat the story but we'll see! I guess I should have said "nothing!"

That is odd the mom brought it up.
Normal people with etiquette and social skills woukd know better.

Yeah, I have to agree. I would never repeat that story to someone who was a regular friend or acquaintance.
If it was my best friend, I would tell her what her child said while laughing hysterically.
Did this mom laugh as she told you or was it with a straight face? How close are the two of you?

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Anonymous wrote:My wife says this happened twice when she was in high school. 30 years later she's still (clearly) a bit freaked out by the incident because it's come up a few times

Wait... her parents walked in on her having sex... or she, in high school, walked in on her parents having sex?

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Anonymous wrote:This happened to us when my son was 5-6 years old. He was watching cartoons in the living room. My wife and I have a habbit of laying in bed on Saturday/Sunday and drinking coffee and talking. She’ll usually get on top of me and sexily stretch as we talk and drink our coffee.

One morning she was joking around teasing me while doing this and it turned into full on go time. She was on top, head back while holding my hands on her boobs WORKING IT. My son busted through the door wanting something. We did our best to look like nothing was going on and he luckily he didn’t seem to notice. He went back to watch cartoons and figured that we’re going to owe him some counciling.

Ultimately, your marriage is one of the cornerstones of your child’s wellbeing and mental health. You need to be a good partner to your spouse as much as you need to be a good parent to your children. A kid walking in on you is much better than having to sit your kids down for a “mommy and daddy are getting a divorce” conversation.

Must be nice!

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Anonymous wrote:I'm sure this has happened to many of you but maybe not to this craziness. A few nights ago, after forgetting to lock our door, my 5YO son came into our room while my DH and I were in the middle of sex with me on top. I have no idea how long he was there but I suddenly hear this little voice say "mommy, what are you doing?" While freaked out I quickly said "Mommy and Daddy are playing horsey" and then I put him back to bed. Yesterday he had a play date at a friends and afterwards the mom said "___ said that his mommy and daddy like to play horsey!". My attempt at coming up with a different story failed miserably. I begged her not to repeat the story but we'll see! I guess I should have said "nothing!"

If a kid told me that, I wouldn't think it was sex-related. My young children rope us into games of pretending we are a family of various animals, TV/movie/book characters, etc.

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Anonymous wrote:About 15 years ago we were doing a big construction project at our house and our youngest daughter slept on a bed in our room for about two months which clearly posed a problem for our sex life. I arranged many sleepovers for her and it was so easy once I told the other moms the reason why. The only problem was my daughter got tired of sleepovers! We were all very happy when the project was done.

In our house, that would have meant one -- two sleepovers, tops.

But - aside from my need to chime in with another 'woe is me, I don't have sex' comment, your larger point is great. People have sex, and it's great that you didn't feel unnecessarily embarrassed so you could get a little help from friends and neighbors that allowed you & your spouse some alone time.