Anyone else still in perfect shape after having 3+ kids?

[Anonymous]

Love it, OP! You made me smile this morning. Funny.

[Anonymous]

People are always shocked when I tell them I have 3 kids. They just don't know what my belly looks like under my shirt.

[Anonymous]

I think OP is a better person than I am, because I am chubby. No really, I do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I get so sad reading all those threads about women who are struggling with their weight or who aren't happy with the way their body looks.

When I think about it, most of my friends are always watching what they eat, counting calories, or they've just resigned themselves to a life in a large fat-suit and have settled for less.

I am so thin and pretty, I am utterly smitten with myself. I tell myself in the mirror every day how good I look. I get all mushy inside every morning when I wake up and the first thing I see are my flat abs smiling back at me. I really can't resist buying myself new things or (don't tell anyone) kissing my reflection in the mirror every morning. I have to push myself out the door every day to go to work. Good thing there are mirrors in the bathrooms at work! Best of all, I don't even work out - this just comes naturally to me. Guess I have a super fast metabolism or something.

I know it's always going to be like this for me. I've had 4 kids and my youngest is 4, so I know my body is quite capable of staying thin and stretchmark-free. Hell, I only weigh 5 lbs more than I did in high school, so this is just the way I am.

Anyone else like this, or is it just me?

OMG! I know how you feel! I am utterly smitten with myself as well. I LOVE LOVE LOVE my flabby belly and pancake-sized nipples. I even have tiger-stripes on my belly that my DH finds so very sexy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I get so sad reading all those threads about women who are struggling with their weight or who aren't happy with the way their body looks.

When I think about it, most of my friends are always watching what they eat, counting calories, or they've just resigned themselves to a life in a large fat-suit and have settled for less.

I am so thin and pretty, I am utterly smitten with myself. I tell myself in the mirror every day how good I look. I get all mushy inside every morning when I wake up and the first thing I see are my flat abs smiling back at me. I really can't resist buying myself new things or (don't tell anyone) kissing my reflection in the mirror every morning. I have to push myself out the door every day to go to work. Good thing there are mirrors in the bathrooms at work! Best of all, I don't even work out - this just comes naturally to me. Guess I have a super fast metabolism or something.

I know it's always going to be like this for me. I've had 4 kids and my youngest is 4, so I know my body is quite capable of staying thin and stretchmark-free. Hell, I only weigh 5 lbs more than I did in high school, so this is just the way I am.

Anyone else like this, or is it just me?

Did you want me to contribute to your therapy fund?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stop beating yourself up for weighing 5 pounds more now than you did in high school. I see so many positive things in your post -- why focus on the negative? And when you find yourself aware of how ugly you are on the inside, reach for the pocket mirror in your purse! (That never worked for me but then I'm more than 5 pounds heavier than I was in high school. Sigh. I suck, I know....)

Could the extra 5 lbs. come from the breast implants?

[Anonymous]

OP, you're a predictable hater. I knew from the title that this was going to be a mock-up of the happily married thread. You know what's funny? I'm happily married AND I'm happy with my body.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you're a predictable hater. I knew from the title that this was going to be a mock-up of the happily married thread. You know what's funny? I'm happily married AND I'm happy with my body.

Oh please, I can one-up you -- I'm filthy rich on top of being happily married with a fabulous bod

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you're a predictable hater. I knew from the title that this was going to be a mock-up of the happily married thread. You know what's funny? I'm happily married AND I'm happy with my body.

Oh please, I can one-up you -- I'm filthy rich on top of being happily married with a fabulous bod

That's nice! I'm not rich at all, merely comfortable. Two out of three ain't bad though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you're a predictable hater. I knew from the title that this was going to be a mock-up of the happily married thread. You know what's funny? I'm happily married AND I'm happy with my body.

Oh please, I can one-up you -- I'm filthy rich on top of being happily married with a fabulous bod

I feel so very sorry for both of you. Because I'm filthy rich, happily married, have a fabulous bod, and have 2 kids at Sidwell. I also adore my mother-in-law and on alternate Tuesdays volunteer at a leper colony. To which I fly in my private jet. Oh and did I mention how deliriously happy I am at every moment of every day? I just don't understand you people. So sad.

[Anonymous]

OP, Two words: F--- YOU.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, you're a predictable hater. I knew from the title that this was going to be a mock-up of the happily married thread. You know what's funny? I'm happily married AND I'm happy with my body.

Oh please, I can one-up you -- I'm filthy rich on top of being happily married with a fabulous bod

I feel so very sorry for both of you. Because I'm filthy rich, happily married, have a fabulous bod, and have 2 kids at Sidwell. I also adore my mother-in-law and on alternate Tuesdays volunteer at a leper colony. To which I fly in my private jet. Oh and did I mention how deliriously happy I am at every moment of every day? I just don't understand you people. So sad.

I feel sorry for you for missing out on the complex and rewarding consolation of wine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, Two words: F--- YOU.

Just curious, PP, do you think the OP is for real or joking? Again, just curious.

[Anonymous]

I laughed. Thanks, OP. And I hated the madly in love post, which I found smug. BTW, I'm thin, rich and beautiful. My children are adorable, and my husband is a rock-hard stud who is madly in love with me. Things couldn't get better for me.