This is the tell-someone-whom-you've-never-met-what-to-do-thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1. Act like an adult when you have kids. Don't put your selfish pleasures ahead of your kids' emotional well being. Don't smoke pot (it's illegal). Don't have torrid affairs (get a divorce first). Do all that stuff before you have kids.

2. Don't use your kids as an instrument for achieving your own ambitions.

3. Don't prosthelytize in real life. No one will take it personally on an anonymous thread.

Learn how to spell proselytize

And don't use dumb emoticons, either.

[Anonymous]

Don't grab your kid's face in public.

[Anonymous]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

[Anonymous]

1. Never make the first or third out at third.

2. Never make the second out at home.

3. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

[Anonymous]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[Anonymous]

Never play pool with a man who is named after a state.