Wipe that face off your head. |
Had egg nog. |
Alright, alright, alright ... |
I thought this was going to be a parenting theme "never" game, in the vein of bad moms. Like:
Never have I ever bathed my children more than 3x in a week. or Never have I ever remembered to do the camp health forms less than a month late. or even Never have I ever been a room parent. |
Asked a girl/woman out. Although I really, really wanted to. |
Never have I ever cut my 2 year old's toenails. I guess they stay naturally short from running around barefoot, like a dog. |
gotten drunk. |
Plus 1 |
Gotten herpes |
Well I've smoked enough pot and drank enough to make up for the three of you. |
How about the herp though? |
Well this thread went exactly as I thought it would before opening it. |
You opened the thread thinking herpes? Really? |
Managed to avoid. |
had a pedicure done. |