How Different Snow Falls Impact different parts of the country (funny- on reddit)

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The DMV definitely is a combo of both the south and east.

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Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

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Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

Huh? If you're going to take a dig at someone, at least learn to write a coherent sentence. And "potato-faced"? That's a new one. Did you vote for Obama with that mouth?

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Anonymous wrote:

The DMV definitely is a combo of both the south and east.

No, no, no. The DMV is south, all the way. Southerners try to say otherwise - because they have never been north, for any serious duration.

To northerners, DMV is pure hell; and has it's head up its arse.

No comparison.

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When did we start talking about "the DMV"?

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No, no, no. The DMV is south, all the way. Southerners try to say otherwise - because they have never been north, for any serious duration.

To northerners, DMV is pure hell; and has it's head up its arse.

No comparison.

I'm from the Midwest, though not Wisconsin. Does that make me a northerner? Because I don't think this area is pure hell. I like it here.

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Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

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Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm from Wisconsin too. This DC storm is such a nothing burger.

Me too. +1,000.

You're full of shit. Syracuse native here. We often have 36 inches on the ground, but it does not usually fall in 1-2 days. A rare lake effect incident, yes. Key word: rare. I do remember driving to my teaching job on snow-covered roads, however. But, there's a lot less people who live in Syracuse than there is here. Commuting in snow-covered roads would add 2 hours to your commute here.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm from Wisconsin too. I just had to laugh at the empty grocery store shelves on the news (come on people, you aren't going to starve in two days!) and the people dressed as if they are going to visit the Arctic Circle. But, my personal favorite was the group of millenials taking turns climbing a snow bank to take a picture with their selfie sticks. Some of these women have clearly used the storm as an excuse to make fashion statements with their Hunter boots, Spyder snowboard pants, and infinity scarves. Plus, the organized snowball fight parties, so funny. In Wisconsin, we just went about our business and rewarded ourselves later by hunkering down with some brandy. Man, I miss it!

You're criticizing people for having a snowball party and wearing nice clothes? Yeesh.

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Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

People don't have posterities, though.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

Oh wow! You are a real wordsmith who knows how to look up words and insert them into incoherent sentences. Did you look up "potato face" too or did you get that one from your own bigoted upbringing?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

People don't have posterities, though.

^^^However, people do have posteriors.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

Oh wow! You are a real wordsmith who knows how to look up words and insert them into incoherent sentences. Did you look up "potato face" too or did you get that one from your own bigoted upbringing?

What does saying people have potato faces have to do with bigotry? Damn, I gave you your snow cred, what else do you want! Yes, people of Wisconsin snow better than anyone else snows. 55 inches falls and they go to work in it. We bow.

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Anonymous wrote:Let the people of Wisconsin have their snow. Their potato faced ancestors didn't suffer for nothing so their posterity could come to DC without anything to brag about. Yeah you have snow and that's.... It.

"Posterity"? You mean progeny, DC genius?

No, I meant posterity. Google it, Wisconsinite. It means "future generations of people." Google generations too if that one stumps you.

People don't have posterities, though.

^^^However, people do have posteriors.

Yeah, and that PP can kiss mine!