Anyone here speaks French? Can you translate this to me?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nice, OP, eye rolling at someone who was kind enough to try to help you. I'm not that PP, by the way.

NP here. OP is a spoiled wench.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why people don't get that Google Translate is a joke. It's almost universally wrong, every time.

Is not necessarily wrong it's just that it's too literal. In this instance, reservé means set aside, not literally "book" as in reserve.

That being said, once you had the Google translate instructions it was easy enough to deduce the meaning and puzzle through the literal translations.