Gym Groaners

[Anonymous]

I don't mind partial nudity, or groans if you really can't help yourself. But dropping the weights is NOT good form and means you are NOT doing the real work required.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And for the love of God, rerack your weight plates!

WTH does this mean? I'm not a gym rat but I am going to whisper this suggestively to my husband and see what happens.

LOL. It means when you are finished using a piece of equipment, take the big weight plates off the bar/machine and put them on the rack.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

Yes, all dudes. Or 99.98 percent of dudes. Trust me, when in motion, you do not look as good as you think you do.

Everyone's hot. In public, please keep a shirt on

Wasn't Baywatch all about good looking people running in slow motion?

[Anonymous]

I thought the groaning/grunting was stupid and annoying, but every now and then when I am at the end of a set of reps or have a real heavy weight, I do a quieter version of a groan/grunt sort of sound. It really can help. You should try it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

Yes, all dudes. Or 99.98 percent of dudes. Trust me, when in motion, you do not look as good as you think you do.

Everyone's hot. In public, please keep a shirt on

pp here: tks, you just promoted me from the 1% to the 0.02%
If I sent you my torso pic you would swoon. guaranteed.

believe me, there's a big difference between a still torso and a photo, and a moving, running torso.

just wear a singlet. and don't be that douchebag trying to check out whether women are checking you out.

In motion is better. Remember the secret to baywatch on Friends. Applies to M and W

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes to the OP. The sex groans are the worst! Makes me feel uncomfortable just being there.

No to 6:52. It's hot out there! If dudes want to go shirtless for their outdoor workout, they hey. Bonus: some of them are hot and should be shirtless more often.

My own gripe: people who drop weights from a great height. First of all, it is actually against the rules of the gym. It says so on the sign. Second of all, it is incredibly loud. And in my mind, if you are strong enough to pick up the weight, you should also be strong enough to put it back down in a controlled fashion. These are usually the same guys who are totally working on their "gym muscles" while neglecting their sad chicken legs.

they drop their weights to get attention - hey look at ME and ALL that weight I'm lifting!

And can you please clean up after yourself? your sweat is gross and disgusting. so rude. I've had to skip certain machines because you leave your "shmuts" all over the equipment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

[Anonymous]

Very annoying. This one guy at my gym struts around like a peacock chomping gum in between his groaning weight lifting. Oh, and he wears a wife beater. Oh, and he's fat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

Woman runner here. I smile at all men while running, so you'll know I saw you and can describe you in hopes you won't attack/rape/murder me. Have had this convo with many other of my kind.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

Woman runner here. I smile at all men while running, so you'll know I saw you and can describe you in hopes you won't attack/rape/murder me. Have had this convo with many other of my kind.

I'm the opposite. I ignore the men completely, and make sure to straighten out my "running bitchy face" with a focused and determined look, so they know not to mess with me. I smile or give a nod to the women I see in a "hey I saw you, if anything happens to me/you remember that we saw each other, ok?" way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please stop groaning like you are having sex when lifting. It is gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else at the gym

We have a groaner in our power yoga class. So weird.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

Woman runner here. I smile at all men while running, so you'll know I saw you and can describe you in hopes you won't attack/rape/murder me. Have had this convo with many other of my kind.

I'm the opposite. I ignore the men completely, and make sure to straighten out my "running bitchy face" with a focused and determined look, so they know not to mess with me. I smile or give a nod to the women I see in a "hey I saw you, if anything happens to me/you remember that we saw each other, ok?" way.

I say hi to everyone I pass, regardless of if I find them attractive or not. I have never considered these individuals would attack/rape/murder me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

Woman runner here. I smile at all men while running, so you'll know I saw you and can describe you in hopes you won't attack/rape/murder me. Have had this convo with many other of my kind.

I'm the opposite. I ignore the men completely, and make sure to straighten out my "running bitchy face" with a focused and determined look, so they know not to mess with me. I smile or give a nod to the women I see in a "hey I saw you, if anything happens to me/you remember that we saw each other, ok?" way.

I say hi to everyone I pass, regardless of if I find them attractive or not. I have never considered these individuals would attack/rape/murder me.

You must be male. That's not an attitude that any female can afford running solo.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would also like to add: dudes, please keep your shirt on outside. It's gross, and seems unnecessary.

Signed,
Everyone else on the trails, sidewalks, and paths

But not all dudes, right?
I am hot and women smile when i pass them. some even say hi.

-- signed, ripped dude

When I see a "ripped dude" w/o I shirt, I automatically think - gay.

Or narcissist.

Woman runner here. I smile at all men while running, so you'll know I saw you and can describe you in hopes you won't attack/rape/murder me. Have had this convo with many other of my kind.

I'm the opposite. I ignore the men completely, and make sure to straighten out my "running bitchy face" with a focused and determined look, so they know not to mess with me. I smile or give a nod to the women I see in a "hey I saw you, if anything happens to me/you remember that we saw each other, ok?" way.

I say hi to everyone I pass, regardless of if I find them attractive or not. I have never considered these individuals would attack/rape/murder me.

You must be male. That's not an attitude that any female can afford running solo.

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