There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them

[Anonymous]

With great power comes great responsibility, OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

I think I hate you.

And I thought it was creepy when my dad brought my mom flowers and a walking stick crawled out of the bouquet onto the kitchen counter.

[Anonymous]

In 2% of the cases the person develops spider powers. Try climbing the walls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

So did your mom serve that broccoli or not ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

So did your mom serve that broccoli or not ?

We didn't eat broccoli for a long long time and she never ever did again

[Anonymous]

If the babies hatch, will they be taking inbounds slots at JKLMM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What should I do? Will I die? Give birth to baby spiders? HALP

Drink some wine. The alcohol will kill off any eggs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's just added fiber. No worries.

not protein?

[Anonymous]

Fear not, you have undoubtably eaten insect parts before and survived.

[Anonymous]

There was the spider/cocoon banana post not too long ago. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/448671.page

[Anonymous]

This could have been you, OP!

Woman Bitten by Black Widow Spider That Was Hiding in a Bag of Grapes
http://time.com/3897576/vermont-black-widow-bite/

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

BRO AGH WHAT IS THAT PICTERE IM EATING GRAPES RN STAWP IT

[Anonymous]

I am not sure why someone would revive this thread, but I want to say that I read it in 2015 and have not purchased a head of broccoli since.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not sure why someone would revive this thread, but I want to say that I read it in 2015 and have not purchased a head of broccoli since.

Honestly, you're not missing anything. I don't know who eats that vile stuff willingly.