How many of you think Jesus will return to Earth in the next 50 years?

[Anonymous]

Most people will meet God in 50 yrs no matter what.

[Anonymous]

Yes, and he is coming to kill you evil doers for your cruelty against humanity.

[Anonymous]

Why should these 50 years be any different from the last 50 years?

or the 50 years before that?

Why not just walk around with "The End Is Near" sign instead?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Redskins have a better chance of winning the Super Bowl this year

you are optimistic. based on how they are playing, the return of Jesus is actually more likely

[Anonymous]

He is coming to punish those that start stupid threads in the religion forum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He is coming to punish those that start stupid threads in the religion forum.

Define stupid.

I'd like to know which side I'm on based on your astute analysis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He's on his way but stuck in I-95 traffic.

without an E-Z pass

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.

Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.

Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?

Fred Phelps resurrected? I missed that.

[Anonymous]

Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.

pp - they're not jokes; they're quips.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The gay and tranny stuff may indicate we have gone way over to the dark side and it may signal the second coming to cleanse the earth.

Aha! If Fred Phelps can come back from the dead, can Jesus be far behind?

Fred Phelps resurrected? I missed that.

I was suggesting that the PP I quoted was Fred Phelps back from the dead. Sorry for the fail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Well at least this thread makes a good troll playground! The jokes are really insipid, but that's for the trolls' problem, not mine.

pp - they're not jokes; they're quips.

OK, insipid quips. The insipid quips are your problem, not mine.

[Anonymous]

no i don't take the bible literally. I think Jesus's teachings are important but don't believe in the second coming.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:no i don't take the bible literally. I think Jesus's teachings are important but don't believe in the second coming.

Jesus's teachings included the end of the world and His second coming. He was actually very detailed with it. This is in Matthew 24-25, Mark 13 and Luke 21. I'm genuinely curious how you decide which teachings to follow and which not to, or perhaps how you've decided which teachings that are recounted are genuine and which are not.