Tell us the crazy,silly, weird or irritating thing your spouse does!
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Reads a magazine, tears off the postcard inserts in them, uses them as toothpick. Discards the used bits of paper in a coffee mug. When you go to wash the mug, you have these random bits of paper stuck inside.
Ok, that is probably the only weird and gross thing he does...other than that he is very sweet. SO - I don't say anything to him now. |
Anonymous
| Change! There's is change all over my house!!! Where does it all come from! |
Anonymous
In my house it is random bits of paper -- gum wrappers, candy wrappers, receipts from goodness knows what! What are you a 45 yr old man or a squirrel?? |
Anonymous
LOL +1 |
Anonymous
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my sweet husband is a combination of all the other husbands mentioned before! but the one thing that drives me most bananas is that when he is doing aforementioned "emptying pockets" routine, he never does it neatly or in one location, so EVERY DAY we are trying to get out the door and we go through the "where are my keys?" "have you seen my wallet?" "help me look for my sunglasses" routine. SO OLD!
the worst part of it is that we find these things in the freakiest places. keys in the fridge, wallet on the basement bed, glasses in the pantry |
Anonymous
Hi Honey! Other than that, I'm a good wife, right? Thought so! xoxo |
Anonymous
Do you actually get up from the table and dance or just kind of bounce around in your seat? |
Anonymous
| He takes his dress shoes off and puts them on the kitchen table!! Weird... I know... Drives me batty! It's like they are to good to put on the floor.. Lol |
Anonymous
HAHAH...WIGGLE IN MY SEAT |
Anonymous
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He judges me like the way I'm helping DS1 with hid homework. He does not recognize that he never helps with homework or reminds DS about homework.
he makes constant sexual innuendoes. Like all the time. Like 5 minutes after I've had a c-section. |
Anonymous
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Ditto on the remaining fully dressed until bedtime. I swear his work (dress) shoes sound like stilettos on the hardwoods!
But the worst, is leaving water in the soap holder when he showers so the soap turns into this goopy mess! |
Anonymous
| Can't hear through the cacophony of clucking hens...did someone say "perfection"? |
Anonymous
| He will carry on conversations in his head, and without giving me any clue as to what he's been thinking about, will continue the conversation out loud with me and I have to catch up. He also resumes conversations from days ago or that he had with other people with no warning. I've gotten better at piecing it all together over the years. Depending on my mood its incredibly irritating or cute/funny. |
Anonymous
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Collects glasses of water on his nightstand and dresser until there are no more in kitchen before he brings them down.
Misses laundry basket and trash can everytime. |
Anonymous
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If my husband wears a certain shirt with a certain pair of pants, he will only wear that shirt with those pants. 4 EVER.
He has 20 year old shoes that look brand new so to him they are still in style. THEY ARE NOT. He wakes up between 4 and 5 am every single day including weekends and vacation days. He wears sweat pants with his shirt tucked in, pants hiked to his neck. He claims he makes the bed daily. He pulls the covers back, it's never made. |