not smart enought to buy salt

[Anonymous]

Mortan's sea salt comes in fine and coarse.

[Anonymous]

I like Himalayan (pink) in my grinder

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
greetings. i just got a salt grinder but now am overwhelmed by the many choices of salt options. i just want a table salt that my children won't reject. all of the options i've seen are "Himalayan" and "celtic" and I don't know what to buy. what would a basic salt be called?



What would a basic salt be called?

MORTON"S.

My god.

Who put salt on your tail?

When it rains, it pours.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You can make your own salt by boiling down your tears.
Alternatively, just cry directly onto their food.

This made my night!! I definitely needed the laugh..... Thank you!

[Anonymous]

I let the kids lick the salt off of Fritos.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I pack my kids in salts. It keeps them from going bad.

You've just eliminated the need for any and all parenting guides. Wish I'd thought of this when my kids could still fit in a large bucket.

A mother who really loved her children would use the bathtub.

[Anonymous]

amazon.com/Himalayan-Pink-Salt-Coarse-Bulk/dp/B008BJYWHY

[Anonymous]

A good grinder salt has virtually zero moisture, is unrefined, and is high on minerals.

I had a girlfriend like this once in my distant past.