Anonymous wrote:So, I am in the middles of an interview this afternoon, and my cell starts to ring off the hook. When I finally answer it, it the wife! She is screaming at me sbout why didn't I pick up muppets goddamned phone. So, I said is someone dead, injured, were you in a car accident? No? Well, I am glad you and everyone else is find. We can talk when I come home.
The crisis of the moment? My DD's two-week progress report shows a C+ in Spanish. I know the poor girl is walking into her mkther's shitstorm the day before Thanksgiving. I feel when I come my job will be to tell DD that I know Mom probably reamed your ass so I won't and then take her out for ice cream so we can talk.
Just make sure you talk in spanish
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