Ewww. Bug in Coffee from Local Coffee Shop.

[Anonymous]

Can we use "totally grody" and "gag me with a spoon?" 'Cause finding a roach in your coffee is gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we use "totally grody" and "gag me with a spoon?" 'Cause finding a roach in your coffee is gross.

I agree! Ew!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thanks for understanding! I actually do not think I will be able to eat anything today. My state of being grossed out is just getting worse by the minute. And DH thinks it is funny because it was not his coffee!!

So here's my question: did your DH drink *his* coffee after finding out what was wrong with yours? Mine would have.

[Anonymous]

Ugh. This is GROSS. I would have freaked out. Did you say something to them? Did I miss that? I know, shit like this happens all of the time, but when it happens to you, it is nasty!!!

[Anonymous]

Apparently the owners frequent the shop so DH called to see when they might be in. He is going to bring it back in to them. He is also thinking about reporting them to the Health Inspectors. I just want to steer clear of the kitchen and any food I might see.

[Anonymous]

This does deserve an EW. I will not go back there!

[Anonymous]

Not pleasant, but you're kidding yourself if you think this couldn't have happened just about anywhere. I see roaches walking around on the sidewalks in the summer. Don't pick up a Starbucks habit and give up patronizing the local guys just because of this. If it happens again, then you might think twice about going back.

[Anonymous]

Again, I never denied the fact that this happening was totally gross, gag me with a spoon, disgusting, putrid-whatever highbrow or lowbrow term you choose- I am simply suggesting that we completely do away with the term "ew"-it just sounds stupid. If you want to talk about gross 2 girls and a cup beats bug in a cup hands down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Again, I never denied the fact that this happening was totally gross, gag me with a spoon, disgusting, putrid-whatever highbrow or lowbrow term you choose- I am simply suggesting that we completely do away with the term "ew"-it just sounds stupid. If you want to talk about gross 2 girls and a cup beats bug in a cup hands down.

Well, I understanding typing "ew" may be stupid, but it really is what you say when things like things happen. I mean, I said "EWWWWWWW, OH MY GOD" and screamed. Ew came out of my mouth.

And two girls and a cup? Don't get it

Here is gross for you. My neighbors cat left a headless mouse on my doorstep. Double EWWWWW today! Of course said neighbor assured me it was a cat gift. Yay me!

[Anonymous]

EWWWW, googled Two girls and a cup. That is EWWWWW. HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW THAT?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:EWWWW, googled Two girls and a cup. That is EWWWWW. HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW THAT?

I blame myself

[Anonymous]

And furthermore-the grossest of the gross, the ickyest of the icky, the yuckiest of the yucky, the most nauseating of the nauseating, the most foul of the foul, the most gag me with a spoon of gag me with a spoonisms, would make me never eat again, has changed my life, is undemocratic-ya see how far I can go here without saying "ew" once-godamn-I said it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Again, I never denied the fact that this happening was totally gross, gag me with a spoon, disgusting, putrid-whatever highbrow or lowbrow term you choose- I am simply suggesting that we completely do away with the term "ew"-it just sounds stupid. If you want to talk about gross 2 girls and a cup beats bug in a cup hands down.

Well, I understanding typing "ew" may be stupid, but it really is what you say when things like things happen. I mean, I said "EWWWWWWW, OH MY GOD" and screamed. Ew came out of my mouth.

And two girls and a cup? Don't get it

Here is gross for you. My neighbors cat left a headless mouse on my doorstep. Double EWWWWW today! Of course said neighbor assured me it was a cat gift. Yay me!

That reminds me of the time a mouse ran frantically across my floor and my body jumped ITSELF onto the couch and started pumping my legs up and down and saying "EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!" all by itself. Totally genetic and uncontrollable. Sorry.

[Anonymous]

Roach in your coffee definitely warrants an "ew." (Soiled dice in sealed plastic bubble does not; that warranted a "huh" at most.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Roach in your coffee definitely warrants an "ew." (Soiled dice in sealed plastic bubble does not; that warranted a "huh" at most.)

You just made me laugh. I still haven't eaten today. Might not tomorrow either.