Things I thought but didn't say...

[Anonymous]

Hi, subgeniuses - this ISN"T ABOUT BREAKING BAD.

[Anonymous]

WTF? You do realize that you make no sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Of course he DIED! He had every lung disease/infection/disoder in the book and you freaks CONTINUED to smoke like chimneys around him ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. I look tired today? Oh, that's probably because I started the night with my bedroom window open, but me and my newborn woke up choking and gagging like you freaks were in MY house smoking, when you were actually across the street and down the block a bit on your front porch.

Here's my thought. Learn some correct grammar. No, you didn't wake up choking and gagging, narcissistic twit, from someone who is smoking outside, across the street and down the block.

[Anonymous]

I see another year has gone by and you still disrespect your neighbors by doing nothing to curb your menacing bamboo!

[Anonymous]

Dear Subtenant: You've used up all our copy paper, Vue cups, paper towel, and bottled water. You consistently leave rotting food in the firdge and freezer. Why the hell is it so hard for you to buy baking soda to put in both places so they don't reek to high heaven? Just go to the drugstore around the corner on one of your many smoke breaks and get the freaking baking soda already to absorb the horrible stench!

[Anonymous]

14:18 - GET HELP NOW.

Before the bamboo kills you in your sleep. I've seen it. It ain't pretty. It would however put you out of your miserable existence.

Wow. MYOB. Your life really is that bad?

[Anonymous]

I wish you had brushed your teeth today before you made that presentation. I heard nothing you said, but smelled your every exhale and became queasy. And, this was in the conference room and I was at least two feet away from you. Your poor wife.

[Anonymous]

WTF is this thread about?

[Anonymous]

You are such a loser. Why can't you MYOB instead of being such a sneaky SOB? No one likes you, you have no idea. You are predictable, transparent and boring. Grow up.

[Anonymous]

You cannot need a man so badly that a PCP addicted abusive idiot is your only option. Do better for yourself, you are a beautiful, intelligent, funny, kind person.

Oh, wait, I did say that to her.

[Anonymous]

that your jean capri leggings looked horrible on you, because they were jean capri leggings and you have thick legs, but I smiled inside because you are such a bitch to me at our kids' school that it seemed like justice.

[Anonymous]

Please, my dear office mate, you're a nice guy, but do you have to chew, slurp and sip your lunch and coffee so loudly? Does it increase your enjoyment to slurp every bite? EVERY.SINGLE.BITE?? Have you ever considered eating with your mouth closed?

[Anonymous]

You're my oldest friend, and I will always love you, but you have turned into a raging bitch.

[Anonymous]

You knew what he was like when you married him...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi, subgeniuses - this ISN"T ABOUT BREAKING BAD.

Oh my god, that was priceless.