Cats who walk on the table WTF?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi. Get a cat. Try to train it. If you succeed, you got a stupid cat.

Aluminum foil left on the counters bugs a cat to no end. If you spread out sheets of it and leave it there, when the counter isn't in use, the cat will stop jumping onto the surfaces you had covered in foil. It has nothing to do with the intelligence of the cat but the commitment of the owner.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. It is one thing when friend's cat walks on the coffee table (and steps OVER the cups we are drinking from, shedding the whole time). But it is different, when you are eating a meal, and the cat jumps on the table and the owners just sit there and continue eating and serving themselves food AROUND THE CAT. It is really gross.

Well that's different. Cats should be pushed off the table. But honestly, we have cats that are stubborn. We spray them with water each and every time they jump on the counter or the table, and they continue to do it. We push them off - but we would never allow them to be centerpieces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi. Get a cat. Try to train it. If you succeed, you got a stupid cat.

Aluminum foil left on the counters bugs a cat to no end. If you spread out sheets of it and leave it there, when the counter isn't in use, the cat will stop jumping onto the surfaces you had covered in foil. It has nothing to do with the intelligence of the cat but the commitment of the owner.

Our cats shred the aluminum foil - no lie.

[Anonymous]

Cats are really just disgusting.

Goey hairballs
tracking litter and their shit everywhere
shedding incessantly
and they smell

ew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:13:13 here. Probably should skip their house and not judge them - cats don't listen. That's who they are. If they don't walk on tables in your presence then they sure as hell rub their butts all over in contempt when you leave.

Get some dog friends.

-signed, a cat lover that is allergic and had to convert to dog.

You do know that dogs also jump on furniture, countertops, rub the asses all over everything, etc while you are not around?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:13:13 here. Probably should skip their house and not judge them - cats don't listen. That's who they are. If they don't walk on tables in your presence then they sure as hell rub their butts all over in contempt when you leave.

Get some dog friends.

-signed, a cat lover that is allergic and had to convert to dog.

You do know that dogs also jump on furniture, countertops, rub the asses all over everything, etc while you are not around?

No, my dog does not jump on the counter.



The problem isnt that the cats or dogs do what ever. My dog sits on our beds, but if we tell him to get off he will (or we will put him on the floor). So when my family visits I makes sure to keep the dogs off the bed if they arent comfortable with sleeping with the dog.

If you want to eat dinner every night with your cat pissing on in your mouth have at it, but I would appreciate you putting your cat away when you invite others over.

[Anonymous]

My cats walk all over everything. I don't eat off the bare table or off my bare counter, so who cares? I think most humans are way grosser than my cats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cats walk all over everything. I don't eat off the bare table or off my bare counter, so who cares? I think most humans are way grosser than my cats.

Okay fine. If you put your kids bare poopy asses on the counter... oh and cut their hair and leave it there too.


Still no big deal?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My cats walk all over everything. I don't eat off the bare table or off my bare counter, so who cares? I think most humans are way grosser than my cats.

Okay fine. If you put your kids bare poopy asses on the counter... oh and cut their hair and leave it there too.


Still no big deal?

Do you think cat owners never clean their counters? So logically, they'd also let poopy ass hang out and not clean that off the counter? PP is right. I don't eat off the counter, I use plates. I also clean my counters and table daily. I'm not worried at all about my cat's germs.

[Anonymous]

Why are you posting in the Pets forum if you hate pets, OP?

Low hanging troll fruit?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think its disgusting but it's not something you can control. That's why I don't have pets

And why I never, ever eat potluck foods or rarely eat food made in a home where there are pets. Pets are gross.

[Anonymous]

I'm too much of a control freak to have a pet. The sight of dog hair in corners of a house makes me gag, not to mention the swampy dog smell or the stink of cat pee.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My cats walk all over everything. I don't eat off the bare table or off my bare counter, so who cares? I think most humans are way grosser than my cats.

Okay fine. If you put your kids bare poopy asses on the counter... oh and cut their hair and leave it there too.


Still no big deal?

Dogs press their bare, poopy, unwiped buttholes all over the house, every time they sit down. All over the furniture, rugs, beds, everywhere. It is beyond disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:13:13 here. Probably should skip their house and not judge them - cats don't listen. That's who they are. If they don't walk on tables in your presence then they sure as hell rub their butts all over in contempt when you leave.

Get some dog friends.

-signed, a cat lover that is allergic and had to convert to dog.

You do know that dogs also jump on furniture, countertops, rub the asses all over everything, etc while you are not around?

No, my dog does not jump on the counter.



The problem isnt that the cats or dogs do what ever. My dog sits on our beds, but if we tell him to get off he will (or we will put him on the floor). So when my family visits I makes sure to keep the dogs off the bed if they arent comfortable with sleeping with the dog.

If you want to eat dinner every night with your cat pissing on in your mouth have at it, but I would appreciate you putting your cat away when you invite others over.

nanny cam him when you are at work. Then come back and report here.

[Anonymous]

A dog will eat a tampon or its own poop, and then come right over and lick your mouth.