Middle-aged, favorite color is yellow and love peanut butter sandwiches: Ask me anything!

Anonymous
So do you enjoy watching the Tour de France?
Anonymous
Do you feel looked down upon by all of those folks whose favorite color is blue or green? How do you teach tolerance to your children when they encounter such prejudice at school?
Anonymous
Do you prefer yellow candy? It's my least favorite- so if sit next to me and I'll give you all of mine. Maybe give me your orange ones? This is assuming you aren't some commie vegan....
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Anonymous wrote:Mmmm pb&j. There is just something so appealing about - a fresh pb&j made with wonder bread, creamy pb, and raspberry jam. I remember a friend's mom making those after school - she even cut off the crusts! Such a far cry from the ones we got: dense wheat bread, thin grape jelly hat soaked the bread by lunch, and crunchy peanut butter that made too thick a layer. Yuck!!! Every single day for lunch for years ...


How do you get this kind of sandwich off the roof of your mouth?
Anonymous
Corn is yellow. Do you like corn?
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can you eat a fluffernutter
takoma
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Stupid morons!

Nobody in particular; I just felt something was out of whack that we're on page 2 and nobody has said that yet.
Anonymous
Why yellow? Forgive me, but... yeeeech!
Anonymous
Also a peanut butter lover -- but it has to be crunchy, not creamy. Hope you feel the same!
Anonymous
Do you like milk chocolate or dark chocolate peanut butter cups... or do you skip the chocolate and stay with just the PB...?
Anonymous
OP here from yesterday. I never thought this thread would take off. It was just my kindhearted humor at all the "ask me anything" threads that pop up. Glad it sparked some humor.

Hey, its Tuesday - ask me 2 questions. Two'fer Tuesday!
Anonymous
Do you ever feel bland? I mean there so many other far more interesting flavors and colors all sharing their varied experiences. It must be soooo hard to feel stale, crave a food that tastes like paste, and favor piss colored objects. Do you ever want to add strawberry jam to your dull meals? A little blue or green to go with that yellow? Or is all of that flavor and color just a little too rich.
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Did you used to be younger?
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takoma wrote:Stupid morons!

Nobody in particular; I just felt something was out of whack that we're on page 2 and nobody has said that yet.


Thank you. Its pretty obvious that there is a very limited amount of people who realize the OP created thread this in jest.
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Anonymous wrote:
takoma wrote:Stupid morons!

Nobody in particular; I just felt something was out of whack that we're on page 2 and nobody has said that yet.


Thank you. Its pretty obvious that there is a very limited amount of people who realize the OP created thread this in jest.


There are a couple of odd people that seem to be too dense to be able to pick up when people are being silly and going along with jest.
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