Your fervent desires that I be jealous of what you have just go nowhere. It must astonish you, but I really do think they're crappy. |
It isn't worth trying. I think we have some moles from Mickey Simpson on this thread. |
op here. the first two are "okay" the last one is an eyesore lol |
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My only complaint is that they are somewhat wasteful; yes they can be efficient than a 70 yr old crappy rambler, but a modest modern home would be even more efficient.
But the sheer size of bedroom sitting rooms, bathroms the size of studio apartments, it all is an emphasis on isolation from the family. Common rooms are actually smaller and more special purpose; kids can comfortably nest in their rooms with all their gear, dad gets his movie room or man cave, that sort of thing. It is an extension of everyone's enforced isolation staring into their portable screen device of choice. |
You can do that in my 1400 sq though. |
What about an open floor plan mcmansion!! DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND! |
It is kind of depressing. I wonder how many parents live in these houses and feel confused about their alienation from their kids. |
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apparently any home with a second level is a mcmansion, i guess this sheds some light in the mental illness known as mcmansionites where everything that's normal sized is huge.
http://blog.historian4hire.net/2011/01/05/mcmansion/ |
That's hilarious, mcmansions caused little johnny to feel isolated from daddy. STFU. A lot of mcmansions have open floor plans with rooms that flow openly into each other. You can see your kids in the living room from the kitchen or from the entry way etc.. |
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Every one I've been in has been cold and impersonal feeling. Cheap construction (hollow core doors, thin drywall with no interior insulation) means that when someone slams a door on another floor, you can feel the vibrations everywhere. You can hear every sniffle through the walls. The cost-cutting construction methods lead to clear-cutting of trees (much easier than taking out a select few and working around those that remain), so the houses look plopped down, instead of fitting organically into their surroundings. The layouts and space allocations are often just plain weird. How big does an entryway need to be??
Is that "exact" enough? Want more? |
Great link. |
Sure, hon, whatever you say. You're jealous of my townhouse, too? |
Oh, gracious. I said, "I wonder..." You know, as an intellectual exercise, and related to the theories PPs have alluded to, outlined in the excellentBowling Alone by Robert Putnam? And you can't see from all those vantage points in the McMansions I've been in. Unless - uh oh! - is yours smaller than everyone else's house? |
the author is clearly mentally ill when he states this is a mcmansion
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I live in one, sooooo.... no. How is your town home germane to a McMansion discussion? |