Skid marks in underwear

Anonymous
My DH's whole family has skid marks OP. At least I found out early WTF their problem was. Yup, something is indeed up there.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:why the f%&#* ar you doing his laundry? He can't do it.


Get back in the kitchen
Anonymous
I seriously thought this was about children, my 3 year old has the same problem.
Anonymous
On the off chance that it is a serious question, and assuming you eliminated the basics (like bad diet), it is likely internal hemorrhoids.
Anonymous
Yeah. Spousal skid marks.
Anonymous
Have you spoken to him about this poopy predicament, OP?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My DH's whole family has skid marks OP. At least I found out early WTF their problem was. Yup, something is indeed up there.


I don't even want to know how you found this out. smh
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My DH's whole family has skid marks OP. At least I found out early WTF their problem was. Yup, something is indeed up there.


I don't even want to know how you found this out. smh


Another person SMH at the fact the PP has knowledge of the family tradition of shitty underpants.
Anonymous
Shit happens...
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:why the f%&#* ar you doing his laundry? He can't do it.


Why did you assume the spouse is a he?
Anonymous
Observation: You have all assumed OP is a woman and the spouse is a man, when OP seemed to deliberately avoid using gender in the post.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Disgusting. There's no reason for an adult to have this problem unless there is a health issue.

I'm not sure how you bring yourself to have sex with him/her. I'd be permanently turned off by the knowledge that there is caked-on shit just inches away from the action, ready to join the party.


Your utter disgust made me LOL.


We all get older, and this is one of the things that happens. Her DH has hemerhoids. Get over it. Most of your husbands will in the future, too.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My DH's whole family has skid marks OP. At least I found out early WTF their problem was. Yup, something is indeed up there.


I don't even want to know how you found this out. smh


Another person SMH at the fact the PP has knowledge of the family tradition of shitty underpants.


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Disgusting. There's no reason for an adult to have this problem unless there is a health issue.

I'm not sure how you bring yourself to have sex with him/her. I'd be permanently turned off by the knowledge that there is caked-on shit just inches away from the action, ready to join the party.


Your utter disgust made me LOL.


We all get older, and this is one of the things that happens. Her DH has hemerhoids. Get over it. Most of your husbands will in the future, too.


No. I don't think this is an aging issue. OP said it's been going on for ten years and that they have kids who are still young enough to be taught how to wipe. Unless she's having kids with a 60 year old, I don't think it has to so with getting older.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Observation: You have all assumed OP is a woman and the spouse is a man, when OP seemed to deliberately avoid using gender in the post.


If op is also 23:23, then the spouse is a man. And if OP deliberately avoided using gender, it's not out of the usual for people to assume gender in their responses. If you don't want people to assume the wrong thing, state it correctly.
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