My DH's whole family has skid marks OP. At least I found out early WTF their problem was. Yup, something is indeed up there. |
Get back in the kitchen |
I seriously thought this was about children, my 3 year old has the same problem. |
On the off chance that it is a serious question, and assuming you eliminated the basics (like bad diet), it is likely internal hemorrhoids. |
Yeah. Spousal skid marks. |
Have you spoken to him about this poopy predicament, OP? |
I don't even want to know how you found this out. smh |
Another person SMH at the fact the PP has knowledge of the family tradition of shitty underpants. |
Shit happens... |
Why did you assume the spouse is a he? |
Observation: You have all assumed OP is a woman and the spouse is a man, when OP seemed to deliberately avoid using gender in the post. |
We all get older, and this is one of the things that happens. Her DH has hemerhoids. Get over it. Most of your husbands will in the future, too. |
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No. I don't think this is an aging issue. OP said it's been going on for ten years and that they have kids who are still young enough to be taught how to wipe. Unless she's having kids with a 60 year old, I don't think it has to so with getting older. |
If op is also 23:23, then the spouse is a man. And if OP deliberately avoided using gender, it's not out of the usual for people to assume gender in their responses. If you don't want people to assume the wrong thing, state it correctly. |