I have a donut in my purse

Anonymous
There used to be a Fractured Prune in Dupont. That was bliss.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If I threw a glazed donut in my purse it would be covered in pencil shavings, aspirin dust and purse lint.

I'd still eat it, mind you. But gross.


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:


Are you thin?
Anonymous
Have you guys had the donuts at Lyon Hall for brunch? Oh god I love them. I almost considered not telling you, my fellow donut lovers, because I don't want them to get too popular and start running out!
Anonymous
Anonymous
The fact that there are 18 (and counting) posts since this thread was created 15 or so minutes ago says a lot about the DCUM community . . .
Anonymous
I occasionally get a glazed donut when I go food shopping and eat it in the store (I almost always remember to pay for it One time, it wasnt so good, so I put it in my purse. DH found it 2 days later. I was totally busted.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I occasionally get a glazed donut when I go food shopping and eat it in the store (I almost always remember to pay for it One time, it wasnt so good, so I put it in my purse. DH found it 2 days later. I was totally busted.


What did he do with it?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Last night my friend put a pickle in her purse. That's not a euphamism, and nobody was drunk.


Were it a euphamism, what would it be a eumphamism for? My imagination is starting to work on this riddle.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:There used to be a Fractured Prune in Dupont. That was bliss.


I have heard rumors that there is a Fractured Prune in Rockville. But it's in Rockville. So needless to say, I've never made it over there.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:


Are you thin?


What do you think?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I occasionally get a glazed donut when I go food shopping and eat it in the store (I almost always remember to pay for it One time, it wasnt so good, so I put it in my purse. DH found it 2 days later. I was totally busted.


What did he do with it?


He tried to eat it. He will eat anything.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Last night my friend put a pickle in her purse. That's not a euphamism, and nobody was drunk.


Were it a euphamism, what would it be a eumphamism for? My imagination is starting to work on this riddle.


Come on, PP!

Pickle = car
Purse = garage

OBVIOUSLY!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:There used to be a Fractured Prune in Dupont. That was bliss.


I have heard rumors that there is a Fractured Prune in Rockville. But it's in Rockville. So needless to say, I've never made it over there.


The one in Rockville closed. I dont like cake donuts so Fractured Prune isnt my thing.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Since 8:30.
I bought it this morning.
Glazed.
Yes.




If it had been a cruller, I would have thought we were separated at birth, or something. I hope it was at least wrapped in a napkin or something (I totally threw one in without anything around it once, and I think there's still glaze in my cell phone speakers!)


It's in a paper bag. Don't worry, it is safe.
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