Thank Goodness I have a slot and not a box.
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Anonymous
I misread that as freshly laundered dog. |
Anonymous
| Hey remember...it's not the size of the package that matters...it's how it's delivered!! |
Anonymous
That is HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard that I snorted. |
Anonymous
| OP here. I love how this thread has turned. I even jumped in with the description of the coming. |
Anonymous
I just choked on my drink! |
Anonymous
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My postman only brings first class deliveries. Ahhhhh he really knows how to deliver. I feel so much more relaxed after I receive a delivery. It's always something special. |
Anonymous
| Sometimes I like to get a big package via rush delivery, and sometimes I'm in the mood for extra-slow standard delivery. Ohhhh yeaaaahhhhh. |
Anonymous
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I hear ya 20:53 and I totally agree!!
I'm getting all hot and bothered just thinking about a package delivery. Occasionally I will admit packages are a dissapointment, but usually I'm just happy to get a package. |
Anonymous
| I sometimes keep extra packages in the bedside table in case the mail doesn't come that day. |
Anonymous
| Yeah, sometimes to relax, I close my eyes and just imagine and package delivery....a nice big package delivery..with some surprises thrown in. |
Anonymous
| Delivering a package makes me think of dropping off a package. Poop. Sorry guys. |
Anonymous
Congrats, uou can now add Killjoy to your reseume. |
Anonymous
| ^you |
Anonymous
I used to have a tiny slot. Then I had two kids. Now I have a big box. 
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Anonymous
There are exercises you can do for that!! |