Teens and bowel movements
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Anonymous
| Urrgghh yeah. this be creepy. |
Anonymous
I know, right? +1 million. |
Anonymous
| And may I just say: Most. Revolting. Thread. Ever. |
Anonymous
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Oh c'mon. I'm sure there have been more revolting threads...somewhere.
...maybe. |
Anonymous
| HELICOPTER BLADES DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO TOILET BOWL! PULL BACK! PULL BACK! |
Anonymous
| Ha! I check my teen children's stool, OP. I have no choice, we have an old house and I have to flush for them or the thing over flows and poop will flood the upstairs. Yeah, y daughter has massive ones, every other day. And she is a slender girl. |
Anonymous
Fix your toilet? Or replace it? |
Anonymous
Your toilet overflows if anyone but you flushes? Does it just like you better or do you flush in some special way? Could you not give toilet flushing lessons to your teens? |
Anonymous
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Wait- now we get the helicopter mom who has to flush the toilet for her teens.
People, we have a winner!!!! |
Anonymous
| This thread is horrifying yet humorous. I can't pull myself away. |
Anonymous
| You should speak with your family doctor |
Anonymous
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First, no I doubt there are a lot of parents who can help you with your question as most of us probably don't check our kids' bm.
Second, can you tell your daughter to make sure to flush? She is 14 years old, at an age where it should be an automatic action. |
Anonymous
Yes. OP needs therapy. Or a hobby. |
Anonymous
Is it impossible to flush with the lid CLOSED? You must open it and peek before you flush? Your magic toilet knows it is your hand pushing down the lever and not your teenagers'? I'm crying over here, lady. This is too much. Tell me, do they call you up to wipe their ass before they have you flush or have they at least got that skill mastered? |
Anonymous
I'm guessing if it's right before she showers, flushing would cause the shower to be cold at first. Also, how about ew? |