McDonnell seeking amendment to ultrasound law

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Politicians should be required to have a colonoscopy so that before election day we know exactly how big an asshole we are looking at.

Then following the colonoscopy, they should be given an opportunity to view the results with an accurate measurement of the size of said asshole, along with printed materials accurately depicting the size of a regular asshole.

Printed materials containing the psychological causes and treatment of assholes, a list of alternative careers and possible salaries should, by law, be provided to a candidate for office.

Candidates should additonally be provided a list of locations where they can hear, for free, what people really think of them, and a 24 hour hotline to provide counseling against running for office.

(Apologies to the non-asshole politicians)

Love

I say you lead the charge to draft this bill- we get some contacts in a medical device company that makes colonoscopes and then they can submit it to their buddies in congress who likely won't read it since its from a company who gives big bucks. SOund like a plan?

The argument is really stupid because unless you shoved a baby up your ass there would be no need to find a heart beat and determine the viability of colon cancer. Colon cancer is something you always remove, unless you are equating a baby to a cancer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Politicians should be required to have a colonoscopy so that before election day we know exactly how big an asshole we are looking at.

Then following the colonoscopy, they should be given an opportunity to view the results with an accurate measurement of the size of said asshole, along with printed materials accurately depicting the size of a regular asshole.

Printed materials containing the psychological causes and treatment of assholes, a list of alternative careers and possible salaries should, by law, be provided to a candidate for office.

Candidates should additonally be provided a list of locations where they can hear, for free, what people really think of them, and a 24 hour hotline to provide counseling against running for office.

(Apologies to the non-asshole politicians)

Love

I say you lead the charge to draft this bill- we get some contacts in a medical device company that makes colonoscopes and then they can submit it to their buddies in congress who likely won't read it since its from a company who gives big bucks. SOund like a plan?

I love this. How can we make this go viral??? Can we get it onto a ballot somewhere? I'd sign the petition to put it on the ballot, but I don't live in VA anymore.

[Anonymous]

Politicians should be required to have a colonoscopy so that before election day we know exactly how big an asshole we are looking at.

Then following the colonoscopy, they should be given an opportunity to view the results with an accurate measurement of the size of said asshole, along with printed materials accurately depicting the size of a regular asshole.

Printed materials containing the psychological causes and treatment of assholes, a list of alternative careers and possible salaries should, by law, be provided to a candidate for office.

Candidates should additonally be provided a list of locations where they can hear, for free, what people really think of them, and a 24 hour hotline to provide counseling against running for office.

(Apologies to the non-asshole politicians)

Must include staff and top 20 donors!

[Anonymous]

The state of GA has a similar idea...

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/21/georgia-democrats-to-propose-limitations-on-vasectomies-for-men/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Politicians should be required to have a colonoscopy so that before election day we know exactly how big an asshole we are looking at.

Then following the colonoscopy, they should be given an opportunity to view the results with an accurate measurement of the size of said asshole, along with printed materials accurately depicting the size of a regular asshole.

Printed materials containing the psychological causes and treatment of assholes, a list of alternative careers and possible salaries should, by law, be provided to a candidate for office.

Candidates should additonally be provided a list of locations where they can hear, for free, what people really think of them, and a 24 hour hotline to provide counseling against running for office.

(Apologies to the non-asshole politicians)

Love

I say you lead the charge to draft this bill- we get some contacts in a medical device company that makes colonoscopes and then they can submit it to their buddies in congress who likely won't read it since its from a company who gives big bucks. SOund like a plan?

Or a manufacturer of submarine periscopes. Ahoy!