What job is your kindergartner going to get when President Gingrich eliminates child labor laws?

[Anonymous]

My kid wants to be a pirate

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Newt will even make children work through the holidays. Then we can really talk about how the Gingrinch stole Christmas....

Prior to entering politics, wasn't his name G.I. Grinch? He just rearranged the letters...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Newt will even make children work through the holidays. Then we can really talk about how the Gingrinch stole Christmas....

Prior to entering politics, wasn't his name G.I. Grinch? He just rearranged the letters...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sure whatever they choose will be abandoned, half-done, on the nearest dining room table.

At least it will be their manager's/shop steward's job to call them back to pick up. I could use a break.

Oh my god, in addition to helping her with her homework, I'm going to have to help her with her job, too???!!!!

[Anonymous]

Metro train driver. I think the real cash is in elevator repair though...

[Anonymous]

bikini model

[Anonymous]

My son will do something toilet related.

[Anonymous]

I'll contract my kids out to law enforcement when they are overtired and hungry. A few hours with super fuss, tantrums, and whining would make anyone crack and confess to anything just to get out of the room.

[Anonymous]

He's going to work on the Romney campaign.

[Anonymous]

Probably a debate moderator. She's VERY in to taking turns, raising hands to talk, chastising people for interrupting others, etc.