s/o If Want Me To Take My Shoes Off In Your House

[Anonymous]

If your bare bottom has touched the floor of public bathrooms, sidewalks, metro, etc....then I do not want your bottom on my toilet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually, it's quite easy. I don't invite jackasses like you over to my house.

Spin off thread are usually "mocking" the original thread.

I am mocking the original thread.

Obviously I do not shed public hair (brazilian thank.you.very.much.) or rub bodily fluids all over toilet seats.

I wouldn't friends would someone as dense as you to begin with so it's a WIN! WIN! for both of us.

Yeah, we get that you are trying and failing miserably to mock the original thread.
Asshat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Contrary to popular misconceptions, you can't catch STDs or anything else from toilet seats.

Shoes on the other hand bring in lead, pesticide and herbicide runoff, crap from catalytic converter exhaust and so on and so forth. If they only brought in dog shit, the most you could get from them is a bad dose of worms.

Yep, this and what the PP said.

I'm guessing your bottom doesn't run around in toxic chemicals. But, if so, I'd prefer you weren't sitting on my toilet seat.

And, like the PPs said. My DD spends a ton of time playing on the floor. Not as much time playing on the toilet seat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If your bare bottom has touched the floor of public bathrooms, sidewalks, metro, etc....then I do not want your bottom on my toilet.

Ditto.

[Anonymous]

And it is normal for babies to crawl on the floor. It is not normal for babies to be carassing the toilet seat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And it is normal for babies to crawl on the floor. It is not normal for babies to be carassing the toilet seat.

Just curious, will you guys take a different view on shoes in the house when your kids are older?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And it is normal for babies to crawl on the floor. It is not normal for babies to be carassing the toilet seat.

Just curious, will you guys take a different view on shoes in the house when your kids are older?

My kids are 10 and 12. We're still a no shoes house. Don't want the mud and leaves, etc. tracked all over the house. If I'd wanted that kind of mess, I would have had a pet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Actually, it's quite easy. I don't invite jackasses like you over to my house.

Spin off thread are usually "mocking" the original thread.

I am mocking the original thread.

Obviously I do not shed public hair (brazilian thank.you.very.much.) or rub bodily fluids all over toilet seats.

I wouldn't friends would someone as dense as you to begin with so it's a WIN! WIN! for both of us.

Yeah, we get that you are trying and failing miserably to mock the original thread.
Asshat.

Thank you Royal Czar that you think you are.