what is your defrosting method?

[Anonymous]

This is how I defrost:

-I decide what I want to make for dinner the night before.
-Then I spend bedtime yelling, cajoling, and threatening and failing miserably to get the toddlers to at least stay in their beds and not throw things at each other.
-I go to bed exhausted and having forgotten all about meat and dinner.
-I wake up the next morning, get out the whip and chair and proceed to roust the toddlers out of bed and get them ready for school.
-I remember that I was supposed to take something out for dinner as I'm driving them to school.
-I get home, do a few cartwheels while the house is empty and then clean it all while laughing because it will look like a tornado hit it as soon as they get back.
-I go pick the monsters up, and take them to a park to run them to the point of exhaustion.
-I get them home and make them lay down, despite the *But I CANNOT lie down* protests.
-I come down stairs, make myself some coffee and glance at the clock HOLY CRAP ITS 2 OCLOCK AND I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING OUT FOR DINNER!!!!!
-I dash to the freezer, pull out the first thing my hand touches, plunk it into a bowl of water and pray it defrosts by 5.