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My daughter's Kindergarten has a 45 year old in it
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I too LOVE this thread and am glad I found it.....
because MY precious prince hit every milestone early (I made sure EVERYONE in Mommy and Me and preschool birthday parties knew it) and we already enrolled him in college courses. Now he has to go off to Big 3 school and be in a class with older kids who's parents held them back due to suspected LD or ADHD. Ummmmm this is the BIG LEAGUE people....weed those inattentive flies, those socially clueless frogs, those learning at their own pace turtles out. If you are not a mileston superstar...be gone and let the rat race to get into Haaaaaa-vahd or good ol Princeton begin...Afterall, I am not shelling out that much in tuition for my child to be in a class with nitwits who are clearly inferior to mine. 
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Anonymous
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Late bloomer schmoomer...gift of time my tush...forget what your child's developmental pediatrician or teacher says...I own the universe and I declare that your child MUST go to K when I say so...
Of course my younger kid may need to be redshirted, but when the time comes I will just reinvent the rules. Fair is in the the eye of the beholder if I say it isn't fair it isn't!! |
Anonymous
| Bring back the farce thread, bring back the farce thread . . . |
Anonymous
| This is LOL funny! Thanks, OP! |
Anonymous
| I don't get this but everyone else does. Can someone explain this post to me please? |
Anonymous
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My son's kindergarten class has several 7 yr olds in it.
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/104450.page |
Anonymous
| OP again -- I have failed to post a half a dozen times under the guise of being different parents, for which I apologize. Oh, and the very next post has NOTHING to do with me. |
Anonymous
| NP here. What a coincidence. My DS' K also has kids taking performance enhancing drugs. I know this because . . . a mom's prescription fell OUT of her purse. I didn't look in her purse, I swear. That was someone else. |
Anonymous
Heheh. Sad to see this thread dying off. It gave me a good laugh .
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Anonymous
| The weird thing is, the 45 year old is still not the tallest or the brightest, despite being redshifted for 40 years! I guess the gift of time requires some more time!! I will redshift a few more years. After all, it's MY decision. |
Anonymous
You mean the one who continues to show up for lunch at least once a week, even when her son is in the 5th grade, because "he LOVES to have her there at the table with all his friends!" 
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Anonymous
You see? This is what happens when you either don't attend K or you're not red-shirted! You're behind for the rest of your life. |