Boob hair cut for curly, frizzy hair

[Anonymous]

You have to read this thread and try not to laugh. It's impossible. Just when I thought the DCUMoms were getting a little too crabby and cynical . . . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok serious answer here, but I was laughing out loud!
I have a bob and my hair is frizzy and curly, I use curls rock (you can find it at cvs or drugstore.com) my hair is just above my shoulders when dry. When I get out of the shower I towel dry my hair, scrunch in some curls rock and let it air dry. It takes less than 5 minutes and it looks great after it dries. Until it dries it kind of looks like a drowned rat with crunchy hair but after it dries I just scrunch once or twice to break up the crunchiness and the curls look great, no frizz

For the curls rock, do you use the regular hair mousse or the amplifying cream?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm so fed-up with putting my hair up-it's curly and frizzy, would love to cut it into a boob but afraid that would require blowdrying straight. i have two kids under kids for 30 minutes with the hair dryer is a lot of time.

Like this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm so fed-up with putting my hair up-it's curly and frizzy, would love to cut it into a boob but afraid that would require blowdrying straight. i have two kids under kids for 30 minutes with the hair dryer is a lot of time.

Like this?

Ohmifuckinggod!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

LMAO! Peed my pants.

[Anonymous]

First boob hair and now this: I just re-read original post and noticed that OP has two kids under kids for 30 minutes. Poor thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need a keratin treatment. You will spend 5-10 minutes with dryer and hair will never frizz.

nipple hair, right?

[Anonymous]

Funniest. Post. Ever!

[Anonymous]

What? Almost an entire day and no more posts to this thread? Here, I'll contribute something. Boob lips:

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2011/02/leona-lewis-has-lips-on-her-boobs-no-literally.html

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What? Almost an entire day and no more posts to this thread? Here, I'll contribute something. Boob lips:

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/2011/02/leona-lewis-has-lips-on-her-boobs-no-literally.html

OK - but in keeping up the spirit of this thread, where's the moustache over the top lip?