Claim Your Bandana Color

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What color for White Wine drink (which we now know is synonymousfor alcoholic)? White is already taken.

Oops that's supposed to be "drinker". Time to put down the glass I guess.

Gold of course! Maybe we can bedazzle a bandana.

Oooh we could staple wine charms to our bandana!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would like some class divisions in my gangs.

Ivory- for those who earn under 100k. The ivory color, of course, represents the eggshells that low-income people eat for vitamins.

Now what are the colors for the "middle-class" people who earn 250k and under, and the ballers who earn more than that?

What a CUN! Egg shell eater here. You should learn your lesson instead of mocking us struggling financially trying to feed our families healthy food.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

What a CUN! Egg shell eater here. You should learn your lesson instead of mocking us struggling financially trying to feed our families healthy food.

If you really are the eggshell eater, please calm down. No one in this thread is being serious- it's a joke about all the other threads on DCUM.

I have nothing against eggshell eaters. When I used to make my dogs home-cooked meals, I fed her crushed eggshells for calcium.

[Anonymous]

What a bitch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What a bitch!

Yes, my dog is a bitch...

[Anonymous]

How I wish $250k made us 'ballers' around here. I think any ballers category needs to start no lower than $500k/yr.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What a bitch!

Yes, my dog is a bitch...

And you are one too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What a bitch!

Yes, my dog is a bitch...

And you are one too.

Woof woof.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What a bitch!

Yes, my dog is a bitch...

And you are one too.

Woof woof.

Wow! Are your owners Asian? You're a true bitch and you can type in English!

They must be really proud of you!

[Anonymous]

Why bring race into it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why bring race into it?

You should check the Gen Parenting Forum.

[Anonymous]

Whoever throught of these colors obviously shops some declasse store.

Instead of White, how about Snow
Instead of Yellow, how about Buttercup?
Instead of Black, how about Fierce?
Instead of Red, how about Firecracker?

[Anonymous]

I love the green for us working mommas to represent the *surplus* in cash we have from being 2 income in this area....or just enough to save for college for 3 kids.

How about Merlot for us wine-drinking, play date hosters who admit to hitting the sauce some days just to make their yelling bearable!

[Anonymous]

What color for those who circumcise?

[Anonymous]

Ballers are platinum, of course! HHI of $4 or above.

What about MD versus VA versus DC?