Anonymous wrote:The presidents bulbous nose glistened as he stuffed a cigar into the interns cooch. As he proceeded to stain the youths dress with what he liked to call "Chelsea juice", the vice president al "sex poodle" gore waited outside the oval office dreaming of tipper. The dashing president fondly recalled raping juanita broderick while putting the finishing touches on his anti terrorism strategy. Meanwhile Hillary was attempting to wright off her used underwear on her taxes....but was extremely upset that the IRS put so much higher value On Sarah palins and kristine odonnells used indies (but bill understood). Bill prceeded to call the youth a stalker until that nasty dress with the dried and yellowing presidential DNA showed up. Blast! How will he now lie about sex in that separate harassment lawsuit involving pulling his pants down and cornering another subordinate? Al gore can't help,,,, his massage therapist wasn't sure but she thought she felt something small and rigid beneath his fat rolls ( like a rigid midget). All of this lead kristine odonnell to come to the logical conclusion that she is definately presidential material
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