I would like to be reincarnated as a french man.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to be a golden retriever in a rich family.

We have two. But they still eat dog food! A dog on a farm that can run around all day and eat goose poop without being scolded is probably happier.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tell me any good reason why this is not the best deal on the planet.

Emanuel Macron

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. I would rather be someone who wears deodorant and doesn’t have BO.

My French husband doesn't stink, thank you very much. Racist much?

French isn’t a race. Also the whole world, save the French, have agreed that mocking the French is totally acceptable. It’s an amendment to the UN charter.

[Anonymous]

I want to be reincarnated as a mediocre white man.

I don’t have to have any talent or ability or anything, yet the whole world will be presented to me on a silver platter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I want to be reincarnated as a mediocre white man.

I don’t have to have any talent or ability or anything, yet the whole world will be presented to me on a silver platter.

Yes, this.

Or be the youngest male in a Middle Eastern family - you can do no wrong in your parents’ eyes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. I would rather be someone who wears deodorant and doesn’t have BO.

My French husband doesn't stink, thank you very much. Racist much?

French isn’t a race. Also the whole world, save the French, have agreed that mocking the French is totally acceptable. It’s an amendment to the UN charter.

Making fun of the residents of a particular country is not funny. DCUM has plenty of French posters. Just stop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I want to be a golden retriever in a rich family.

We have two. But they still eat dog food! A dog on a farm that can run around all day and eat goose poop without being scolded is probably happier.

My in-laws had very spoiled dogs...dogs and their owners spent their time on a hobby farm out in the Middleburg area except in the summers when the dogs would go to their beach house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. I would rather be someone who wears deodorant and doesn’t have BO.

My French husband doesn't stink, thank you very much. Racist much?

French isn’t a race. Also the whole world, save the French, have agreed that mocking the French is totally acceptable. It’s an amendment to the UN charter.

This is fact.

[Anonymous]

Linear thinking and no period. I’m in.

Kidding I would hate to be a man. Their internal, lives are so small.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dear God why??

You’d hear yourself whine ALL day.

LOL! Truth!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No. I would rather be someone who wears deodorant and doesn’t have BO.

My French husband doesn't stink, thank you very much. Racist much?

French isn’t a race. Also the whole world, save the French, have agreed that mocking the French is totally acceptable. It’s an amendment to the UN charter.

Making fun of the residents of a particular country is not funny. DCUM has plenty of French posters. Just stop.

You can’t belong to a nation of Jerry Lewis fans and claim to decide what is funny!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Unfortunately for you, reincarnation isn't a thing.

A billion people disagree with you.