This is the thinking every single damn day Would be funny. |
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Can you imagine if he named all the airports after himself?
“So, should I pick you up after your flights lands at Moron, Moron, or Moron?” |
“We’re flying in to Cheeto Von Tweeto, with a 4 hour layover at Don Snorleone International”
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| Could be fun to let him and then if he’s still alive make him watch from his wheelchair as it’s all taken down, letter by letter. And the gold leaf in the Oval Office, right into a plastic-lined trash bin, removed like mold. |
| They should name the Orange Line after him |
Uranus-Trump, or Planet Trump-Uranus. Giggling Fourth graders everywhere would love this. |
Not a majority. A plurality. Whatever. We should use his narcissism to our advantage. Let him name buildings and airports in exchange for real things, like accepting changes to DHS. We'll be a laughingstock but we already are that. |
| 🤔 Quid Pro Quo |
Yes, because we already know that anything we name after him will be promptly changed. |
| I asked my teenager what he thought about living 5 miles from Trump Airport. The look on his face was something out of a horror movie. |
Right? We had entire impeachment hearings over a quid pro quo during his last administration. Now it's just a regular day. What the hell has happened? |
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MAGA response: See dat maw! Triggered the libs! Hee haw! Dat's ma prezidunt!
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