Safe to go to church this Sunday?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Know what I was taught as a little kid? God is everywhere, even in your underwear.

Which is kind of weird and creepy as an adult, but as a kid it was funny because it rhymed and it was a reminder that you can pray anywhere you are. Amen.

I love you

[Anonymous]

No no no. OP NEEDS to go to church. For the salvation of her soul. Doesn't matter that she's going to make the trek in wintry mix with 8 inches of unplowed snow on the ground.

Go, OP. Your tainted soul needs it.

[Anonymous]

And here I am, all innocent, thinking that this was going to be about cosplaying soldiers in masks storming the church to abduct foreign looking people smdh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Know what I was taught as a little kid? God is everywhere, even in your underwear.

Which is kind of weird and creepy as an adult, but as a kid it was funny because it rhymed and it was a reminder that you can pray anywhere you are. Amen.

"God is everywhere, even in your underwear." Is this how the priests justify molesting young children, they're searching for god?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Know what I was taught as a little kid? God is everywhere, even in your underwear.

Which is kind of weird and creepy as an adult, but as a kid it was funny because it rhymed and it was a reminder that you can pray anywhere you are. Amen.

"God is everywhere, even in your underwear." Is this how the priests justify molesting young children, they're searching for god?

I love you

[Anonymous]

I thought you were worried about the snow. Stay home. Your god can’t help you with snow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m concerned after reading about these Church-invasion riot type protests. Thinking of staying home.

Has anyone heard anything?

For one snow will be in your way as will ice.

Yes it is safe to go to church if you are talking about Trump's Gestapo screw you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
No no no. OP NEEDS to go to church. For the salvation of her soul. Doesn't matter that she's going to make the trek in wintry mix with 8 inches of unplowed snow on the ground.

Go, OP. Your tainted soul needs it.

+1

[Anonymous]

OP is not a christian nor have they read the bible.

OP is not an American either the CONSTITUTION would OP to reread it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought you were worried about the snow. Stay home. Your god can’t help you with snow.

God created the storm. It's part of His plan. OP needs to think about why God has put up obstacles to OP attending church.

[Anonymous]

The roads are going to be really dangerous on Sunday. I’d think very, very hard about where you might spend what could be your last hours. Some of us believe that our faith demands more than a mere proclamation of allegiance, and I’m not sure I’d want my last act on Earth to be cheering on murder and depravity under the pastorship of an ICE agent.

But no, not aware of any Jesus followers planning to storm the Temple this weekend.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m concerned after reading about these Church-invasion riot type protests. Thinking of staying home.

Has anyone heard anything?

Black Christians have continued to go to church after right wing racists bombed in Birmingham, shot and killed congregants in Charleston, and burned church property in DC. Were they scared? I am sure they were. Did they keep going?

A few liberals made noise for a brief period of time in a church St. Paul. There was no riot, and it was a single "protest" not "protests". If that keeps you home, it speaks to your lack of faith.

[Anonymous]

Look up definition of invasion.
OP I absolutely positively think you should go this Sunday especially because the godless church invaders will be hoping you chicken out because of snow. Show them!

[Anonymous]

I think this particular Sunday is the day to show your love for God, OP. Flagellate yourself on the way to church, barefoot. Like the Christians of old.

[Anonymous]

If you're asking this question I don't think you have stepped into a church in years.