Birthday gifits for husband

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A big fat dildo for his tight bottom

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??

Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.

Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.

A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.

Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.

He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.

[Anonymous]

DH bday is next week. I got him tix to see Jerry Seinfeld in November.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??

Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.

Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.

A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.

Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.

He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.

Yes! Agree.

And this is precisely why he needs to be given a sewing machine, and expected to learn to use it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why not get him a sewing machine? Hmmm??

Why not? Men can and do sew too, you know. And you said he doesn’t have a hobby yet.

Few Americans sew anymore, mainly because most Americans don’t live on farms like in the 1800s, having little income with which to buy or repair clothes.

A lot of our clothing is sewed in China by women in slave-like conditions and by children.

Because the OP is on DCUM, her husband is likely a big and buffed manly man, UMC or higher, who considers sewing a waste of his powerful muscles and considerable intellect.

He’s got real stuff to do, man stuff relating to The Patriarchy, and hunched behind a sewing machine like a sissy is not it.

LMAO. Love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A big fat dildo for his tight bottom

https://www.extremerestraints.com/products/avalon-jock-style-strap-on-harness?test=1

Go away you sicko.

Not the OP.

[Anonymous]

OP - You’re getting lots of ideas. So just skip this response if you’d like… However
If he’s 45 you’re going to have this issue for 40+ more years! don’t give gifts. It’s supposed to be fun for you to give something he needs or that you want to see him receive - not a chore that seems to be stressing you so much that you need to outsource to DCUM.

[Anonymous]

I asked DH what he wanted (bday also coming up) and he said sex. So he'll get what he got last time: shirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband's birthday is coming up and I'm struggling to come up with gift ideas. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a hobby that I could get him stuff for. And I've given him a few too many new sweaters, jackets, etc. He goes the the gym most days, but I already has a gym bag.
Any creative ideas?
Thanks!

Jump out of a cake au naturel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband's birthday is coming up and I'm struggling to come up with gift ideas. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a hobby that I could get him stuff for. And I've given him a few too many new sweaters, jackets, etc. He goes the the gym most days, but I already has a gym bag.
Any creative ideas?
Thanks!

Lap dance at upscale club.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I asked DH what he wanted (bday also coming up) and he said sex. So he'll get what he got last time: shirt.

You sound like a lot of fun.

[Anonymous]

Few ideas -

Take his car to get detailed. Or have a remote starter installed if he doesn’t have one.

Universal Yums snack box subscription. Snacks from a different country each month, nicely packaged with a book of cool facts about the country.

Search for concerts and sporting events a couple weeks after his birthday and buy tix for something he would like.

[Anonymous]

Coupons for BJs and Ana l. Or maybe a threesome.

[Anonymous]

Omaha steaks

[Anonymous]

Hotel room.
High end hooker for a 3way.

He will be putty in your hands for the next year.