I’m government but financial regulatory, so finance is paid well. There is a high level senior advisor to the CFO at my agency who doesn’t know the difference between a debit or a credit. Can’t do basic tasks and even emails are sloppy and incorrect. The person was somehow a supervisory GS-15 at another agency before this job. They were hired because the CFO knew them and thought they were great. CFO left less than two months after they started and now we’re stuck with a dud for who knows how long. |
Because at that level people interviewing don’t know day to day. They also rather hire someone already at that level. Honestly the C level my company or board have zero clue what people below VP do every day, so easier just to hire externally someone at that level already doing it |
Yes. I refer to this as "looking good in a suit." Someone who "looks like they should be an executive." Tall, with a good haircut, broad shoulders. Don Draper |
Dilbert called it "Executive Hair". |
| confidence to ‘fool em. use key buzzwords like “leadership” and “law 360” with no execution to display competence in the terms |
It might be and it might not be. First of all, if connections to leverage for bringing in work is key to your business, then that's an important part of the job. It's unlikely that the people doing that are only using childhood friends. Second of all, if "superficial appearance factors" are holding you back, figure out what the low-hanging fruit is and fix it, if you care enough. You may think it's superficial but it sounds like your employer doesn't. Or if you don't like the rules for how this works, go get prestige outside your organization. Speak externally. Network. Maybe someone outside your organization will see your value in a way that your organization doesn't. |
| My sibling resembles these remarks. Once he got into upper-level position, he just lateralled into various other ones through out his career. White and 6'3, though not a Dave. |
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I (overweight, short, female) got my job through connections. I'm qualified, but definitely on the minimum end of the scale. However, 3 people who were in the position to find someone for this job recommended me out of the blue (I was not looking for a new job) and I was approached about it. My interview was pretty much a "let's make sure she's not completely incompetent".
I'm a hard worker and a team player but I was never one who drew much attention to myself. I was pretty widely know as someone you could go to when you needed someone reliable or to work through a difficult issue. |
| Settlement from harassment claims? Slept way to the top? |
I’ve worked with people who want to discuss every little thing and get consensus before making any moves. They refuse to survey the information available and make the best call possible in the moment. It’s a good way to completely shut down productivity, so I would argue that making decisions and taking responsibility for the results is absolutely a skill. |
THIS. My staff will have 12 meetings across the division and the general counsel's office before coming to a list of potential recommendations/options. Sometimes, you just need someone to make a decision in order to make progress and move forward toward the ultimate goal. If you can make decisions and move toward the goal without upsetting delicate feelings, you're even more valuable. |
Exactly, get leg lengthening surgery or skin color bleaching so you look the part. |
You must be lawyers. I’m in engineering and we don’t have that problem among ICs. I think any field with quantitative nature understands how to break down decision points and arrive at the locally optimized choice. |
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I sit on interview panels. Every so often we get a candidate who is AMAZING. They completely blow us out of the water with their confidence, knowledge and they say exactly what they want (like if we're hiring someone, to fix X, they tell us exactly how they'll fix X). I'm actually one of the SMEs who is supposed to sus these things out and everything they say is accurate.
And then we hire them and they're the biggest duds who have zero clue what they're doing. I'm convinced these people are sociopaths. They manipulate your emotions and say what you want to hear. |
Pay attention to the clothes and shoes that senior leaders at your organization wear and dress more like them. If you have skin issues, go to the dermatologist. Get a good haircut. Or don't listen to anyone's advice and keep seething about not getting promoted. |