Did the Tanks Destroy the Roads?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Part of Constitution is still blocked off. I’m guessing it’s not intact.

Or it *could* have something to do with the ongoing disassembly of the gigantic 6 story high-half a block long concert stage.


But hey, I don’t wanna ruin your fever dream with reality. You’re probably right. It can’t just be something simple and obvious when a conspiracy will suffice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Has everyone been able to get downtown this week or were the streets obliterated as so many feared?

Nothing was "obliterated." Are you disappointed?

Of course she’s disappointed! She’s furious!


They’re still holding out hope though, as a post on the previous page mentions “damage may not become apparent until months or even years afterwards”.

So basically every pothole from here to eternity will now be blamed on the Army’s birthday parade.

Exactly. So predictable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Part of Constitution is still blocked off. I’m guessing it’s not intact.

I’m guessing it is. JFC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Those roads are still closed...too soon to know.

It must be much, much worse than we thought.

It is. There are chasms in the asphalt on 15th st that were so deep entire families of Latvian tourists disappeared inside them and were never seen again.

[Anonymous]

The streets seem fine.

[Anonymous]

Tilden Street NW, one of the major east/west roads in this city has been undrivable for like 3 years. Spare me all the tank talk.

[Anonymous]

The streets are the same. This was over-hyped; streets didn’t crumble.

[Anonymous]

How are the roads now? I have to go into the office tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How are the roads now? I have to go into the office tomorrow.

Fine. But hot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How are the roads now? I have to go into the office tomorrow.

Pretty bad. Get ready to buy new tires and shocks.

[Anonymous]

Good thing the Toddler in Chief hosted his big boy parade rather than ensuring that the National Park Service maintain the city properties to ensure that the Nation's Capital is a beautiful example to the world. Just loving the 3-foot grass that I see everywhere! Awesome.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who is paying all of us for the extra time we spent in traffic due to closed roads?

Taxpayers

[Anonymous]

The roads were great on Friday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Good thing the Toddler in Chief hosted his big boy parade rather than ensuring that the National Park Service maintain the city properties to ensure that the Nation's Capital is a beautiful example to the world. Just loving the 3-foot grass that I see everywhere! Awesome.

Malicious compliance. Obviously, grounds maintenance is the first thing they would cut to "save money."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The streets are the same. This was over-hyped; streets didn’t crumble.

But they MIGHT crumble in the future at some point. Maybe. It might take many years.

But what’s important is that if/when it does happen, we blame the Army’s Birthday Parade. And Trump.