Hegseth installs makeup studio 💄 in Pentagon

[Anonymous]

Hegseth’s Pentagon makeup studio was launched after he got busted at the WH Easter Egg roll for having a sideburn on his right side and no sideburn on his left

Sounds like our Wet-N-Wild Warrior needs a tri-fold mirror and Hollywood lights to keep it all in check.

[Anonymous]

Sideburn-gate.

[Anonymous]

Bringing back the warfighter … ?

[Anonymous]

It will not surprise me if it comes out that he is deeply in the closet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone explain how this “enhances lethality?”

And in what way is it "mission critical?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It will not surprise me if it comes out that he is deeply in the closet.

So many of those who protest and scream religion are.

[Anonymous]

Those sideburns...epic hangover fail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those sideburns...epic hangover fail.

Not sure it's a hangover. More likely he starts drinking early in the morning.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are the alpha men they keep on crowing about???

Trump’s orange pancake foundation, Vance’s eyeliner, now Hesgeths’s makeup studio. What alphas they all are. MAGA or something…

IMO, Hegseth does a good job with his makeup.

[Anonymous]

He needs to go back to Fox.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if General Austin or MadDog Mattis ever had a makeup parlor?

They did not

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone explain how this “enhances lethality?”

He's a lady-killer

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hegseth’s Pentagon makeup studio was launched after he got busted at the WH Easter Egg roll for having a sideburn on his right side and no sideburn on his left

Sounds like our Wet-N-Wild Warrior needs a tri-fold mirror and Hollywood lights to keep it all in check.

That video is also a classic for how his kids constantly rolled their eyes and made shocked and disgusted faces while he was talking.

[Anonymous]

Such a progressive Kkkween!

Yaaaas, hunni!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hegseth installs makeup studio 💄 in Pentagon


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth-orders-makeup-studio-installed-pentagon/


Diva Hegseth gotta keep that influencer act going.

Yes this screams efficiency and need. Much more than science grants. 🫠

Well, the article does say that he’s planning to do his own make up instead of using a make up artist. So that is some savings.

Yeah, he's learned from Trump's mistakes of having an orange face & white ears.