DOGE is a bunch of 19-24 year old computer engineers

[Anonymous]

This is a ransomware attack on the federal gov waiting to happen

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Silicon Valley wunderkids are behind all our amazing tech. I'm actually a bit more confident in Musk now.

You must be joking.

[Anonymous]

Are they setting up external access to these systems? Are they taking the data on these systems with them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Silicon Valley wunderkids are behind all our amazing tech. I'm actually a bit more confident in Musk now.

They need to go back to Silicon Valley and stay in their lane. They don’t know s*** about government and the regulations we must follow. But maybe Congress doesn’t care about all the regs they passed?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are they setting up external access to these systems? Are they taking the data on these systems with them?

Of course not. Luke, the popcorn heir, and their four fratty friends are definitely committed to the highest standards of data security. They're definitely not exhausted and operating at the direction of an egomaniacal and charismatic leader.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It is a soft coup. Instead of armed mobs breaking into government buildings and physically taking things over, the computer guys are coming in and virtually taking it over. Everything is on the computer system now, so same outcome.

This. Either it will be complete and that’s the end of our country as we know it, or in about 2 years they will all be in jail. Hard to say right now.

[Anonymous]

Kids that age follow orders, probably unquestioningly

I assume that's the draw.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are they setting up external access to these systems? Are they taking the data on these systems with them?

Of course not. Luke, the popcorn heir, and their four fratty friends are definitely committed to the highest standards of data security. They're definitely not exhausted and operating at the direction of an egomaniacal and charismatic leader.

Oh, they're getting sleep, they've moved beds into OPM.

Look, this bro is even shipping them sleeping pods.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Isolating the names here. Looks like they've largely wiped their social media clean.

Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran

Here's our young domestic terrorists. Could not confirm photos of Edward and Gautier Cole.

Akash Bobba


Luke Farritor


Gavin Kliger


Ethan Shaotran

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are they setting up external access to these systems? Are they taking the data on these systems with them?

Of course not. Luke, the popcorn heir, and their four fratty friends are definitely committed to the highest standards of data security. They're definitely not exhausted and operating at the direction of an egomaniacal and charismatic leader.

Oh, they're getting sleep, they've moved beds into OPM.

Look, this bro is even shipping them sleeping pods.

So Elon is there to root out corruption, while he and his team accept a gift that, if given to a normal federal employee, would be totally impermissible? Cute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are they setting up external access to these systems? Are they taking the data on these systems with them?

Of course not. Luke, the popcorn heir, and their four fratty friends are definitely committed to the highest standards of data security. They're definitely not exhausted and operating at the direction of an egomaniacal and charismatic leader.

Oh, they're getting sleep, they've moved beds into OPM.

Look, this bro is even shipping them sleeping pods.

So Elon is there to root out corruption, while he and his team accept a gift that, if given to a normal federal employee, would be totally impermissible? Cute.

I guess they missed the part where they can't accept gifts over US$25. Just like they missed getting a security clearance before accessing US Treasury payments data.

[Anonymous]

Will give new meaning to “move fast and break things”…which is fine when you race a social network project to market with a million bugs.

Not so great with the systems that run the country.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What kind of information do they have access to and did they go through a background check?

Omg wake up no there was no background check you idiot nothing. Have you been under a rock?

Musk and his sycophants have all your personal information

Thank you cult

[Anonymous]

Bottom line Social security and Medicare are over

Those monies you paid in are gone

SCOTUS gave trump immunity

This is his biggest con to date and you who voted for this shit let him in the door

[Anonymous]

These kids' parents need to sit them down and have a little talk about scapegoating, jail time, and how they likely won't get pardons.